All posts by Eric Robert Nolan

Eric Robert Nolan graduated from Mary Washington College in 1994 with a Bachelor of Science in Psychology. He spent several years a news reporter and editorial writer for the Culpeper Star Exponent in Culpeper, Virginia. His work has also appeared on the front pages of numerous newspapers in Virginia, including The Free Lance – Star and The Daily Progress. Eric entered the field of philanthropy in 1996, as a grant writer for nonprofit healthcare organizations. Eric’s poetry has been featured by Dead Beats Literary Blog, Dagda Publishing, The International War Veterans’ Poetry Archive, and elsewhere. His poetry will also be published by Illumen Magazine in its Spring 2014 issue.

The scent of these alone evokes memories.

When I was a kid, strawberries used to grow wild in the fields outside my neighborhood.  They were always really small, but still tasty.



Cover to “Aliens: Newt’s Tale” #1, John Bolton, 1992

Dark Horse Comics.

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HERO POET SAVES CITY.

A truly bizarre thing happened to me this afternoon. I was walking through a parking lot and smelled smoke — then discovered it emanating up from the the dried mulch in one of those divider islands that separate the sections of the parking lot.

I promptly stomped on it — but it wasn’t enough. The first tiny triangle of flame flickered into life at my feet.

I nearly panicked, then successfully stomped out the nascent fire — and then I tore into the mulch bed looking for any more signs of it. Then I just hovered and stomped for a while just to make sure. I must have looked like a madman to other people in the parking lot. (And there were several.) Or maybe like someone playacting Godzilla.

Life is weird. The fire’s genesis is a mystery. (I was expecting to find a cigarette butt, but there were none to be found.) Maybe it was ashes from a cigarette smoked by someone who’d already departed the lot?



“Memento Mori,” 1694

Oil on canvas.  Anonymous painter.

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Image credit: JoJan, CC BY-SA 3.0 <https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0&gt;, via Wikimedia Commons

“I cry your pardon, Gunslinger.”

Source: “Sarcasm and Humor” on Facebook

“Rainbow,” Arkhip Kuindzhi, circa 1905

Oil on canvas.

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My heart-healthy shopping list.

(And hopefully low-sugar too?  I honestly don’t know.  My girlfriend told me that grapes and mangoes have a lot of sugar in them, and that seems cosmically unfair.)

Disclaimer — I am a neophyte when it comes to any kind of diet.  I cannot replace your doctor, no matter how much the idea might appeal to you.  But feel free to refer to this, if you can read my disordered,  hyperactive chicken-scratch.  (Under the “Yes” column, for example, it is supposed to be “B-E-A-N-S,” and not “bears.”)

My source here is primarily the Mayo Clinic.  But I also had help from the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services, and from my girlfriend, who is far smarter than me in all subjects, except possibly free-verse poetry and 1990’s-era comic book villains.



“Raczyński Palace in Berlin,” Eduard Gerhardt, 1852

Watercolor on paper.

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The Cybertruck.

This is the first time I’ve seen one in the wild.

If you’re my kind of weird, then you immediately thought of the Landmaster vehicle from 1977’s “Damnation Alley.”