Oil on canvas. Anonymous painter.

Image credit: JoJan, CC BY-SA 3.0 <https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0>, via Wikimedia Commons
Oil on canvas. Anonymous painter.

Image credit: JoJan, CC BY-SA 3.0 <https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0>, via Wikimedia Commons
Oil on canvas.

(And hopefully low-sugar too? I honestly don’t know. My girlfriend told me that grapes and mangoes have a lot of sugar in them, and that seems cosmically unfair.)
Disclaimer — I am a neophyte when it comes to any kind of diet. I cannot replace your doctor, no matter how much the idea might appeal to you. But feel free to refer to this, if you can read my disordered, hyperactive chicken-scratch. (Under the “Yes” column, for example, it is supposed to be “B-E-A-N-S,” and not “bears.”)
My source here is primarily the Mayo Clinic. But I also had help from the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services, and from my girlfriend, who is far smarter than me in all subjects, except possibly free-verse poetry and 1990’s-era comic book villains.
Watercolor on paper.

This is the first time I’ve seen one in the wild.
If you’re my kind of weird, then you immediately thought of the Landmaster vehicle from 1977’s “Damnation Alley.”

“Vagrants Near a Tree.” Print.
