All posts by Eric Robert Nolan

Eric Robert Nolan graduated from Mary Washington College in 1994 with a Bachelor of Science in Psychology. He spent several years a news reporter and editorial writer for the Culpeper Star Exponent in Culpeper, Virginia. His work has also appeared on the front pages of numerous newspapers in Virginia, including The Free Lance – Star and The Daily Progress. Eric entered the field of philanthropy in 1996, as a grant writer for nonprofit healthcare organizations. Eric’s poetry has been featured by Dead Beats Literary Blog, Dagda Publishing, The International War Veterans’ Poetry Archive, and elsewhere. His poetry will also be published by Illumen Magazine in its Spring 2014 issue.

My review of NBC’s “Revolution”

Blogging some of my past tv reviews from Facebook — this was my lukewarm response to “Revolution.”  

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The pilot of “Revolution” (2012) gets the high-concept sci-fi series off to a really good start — it’s smart, interesting, and it’s got a pretty original premise. (This is not a story about an electromagnetic pulse – the globe loses all electricity because of some other unexplained phenomenon.) I’d give it an 8 out of 10.

There’s a nice amount of pathos and action, including a clever use of a bottle of liquor in the pilot. There’s also some really good special effects depicting a post-apocalyptic world. (I can’t tell what is CGI and what is a matte painting, but it all works.) The script is damned good, including an awesome surprise at the end that I never saw coming, but which makes perfect sense.

Two things worry me about the show’s chances for success. One, the premise is interesting … for a miniseries. Or for one season of a television show. Or for maybe two seasons. After that, can we really remain interested in watching an agrarian society? Wouldn’t it just basically be “Game of Thrones” with a few firearms thrown in and a lot of obsolete machines lying around?

Two, this is a character-centric “soft” science fiction show with an overarching mystery, obviously inspired by the success of “LOST.”. Which is awesome. Except, since “LOST,” shows like that rarely survive long on network television. “V” was deservedly short-lived, as was the superior “Flash-Forward.” Yes, “The Walking Dead” is a big hit, but that’s really more an episodic horror show, and it’s free to do more things because it’s not an a major network. For whatever reasons, programs like “Revolution” just don’t seem to last very long.

By the way – if anyone recognizes the Dad, and can’t remember where they know him from … the actor’s name is Tim Guinee. He played the unfortunate hospital orderly in “Blade” (1998). That was bugging me like crazy until I looked it up.

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Seen yesterday in Virginia:

1)  Potomac Mills Mall.  Who says Southerners can’t form crowds?

2)  Rush hour traffic on I-95.  DEAR LORD!!!  It’s like Virginia’s answer to the Long Island Expressway!!

3)  Guapo’s!!  They don’t have them in New York!!!  The last time I went to Guapo’s was when I was in my 20’s and was hanging out with Sanjeev Malhotra!!

4)  Nice people.  I will never get over how polite and accommodating the average citizen is here.  I am not this nice — do they see me as an ape by comparison?

5)  A “Smoke Court.”  What is that — a court where smokers are tried?  Or … is it a fancy outdoor area where people can smoke?  Is there also a “Drink Pavilion” or “Toke Arcade?”

Have a happy one!!!

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I DOGSAT TODAY!!!

Black Lab that crashes into people, just like in my novel.

No murderous government agencies, though.

My review of “Resident Evil: Retribution” (2012)

Blogging my past film reviews from Facebook …

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I’m sorry to have to say it, but “Resident Evil: Retribution” was disappointing — and that says a lot coming from a nerd who really loved this series when many others hated it. Even I can concede that, with this fifth installment, these movies have “jumped the shark.” I can really only give this a 5 out of 10, and that’s probably generous.

Honestly, I had a hard time following what I just saw. Wesker is … a good guy now? Or maybe he’s a bad guy. Are the monsters real, or are they “Westworld”-type robots, or “Star Trek”-style holodeck creations? (There’s a distracting over-arching sci-fi plot device that I won’t bore you with.) Why can the zombies shoot machine guns? Who is Ada Wong? Why is she dressed like Jill Valentine?

This is really just a confusing, cobbled-together pastiche of the superior preceding movies. (And … apparently the original videogames.) Even relatively simple things like makeup effects weren’t all that good.

There were two things that I liked. First, the fight choreography is great as usual. (Although even I know that it’s a bad idea to deliberately wrap a chained weapon around your own neck during a melee.) Milla Jovovich (who is always great, if you ask me) is a great physical actress.

Second, the CGI-rendered “licker” monster was damned good.

Beyond that, there’s not much more to say. If you’re hitting Redbox, I’d suggest renting “Total Recall” instead.

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“Ozymandias,” by Percy Bysshe Shelley

Ozymandias

I met a traveler from an antique land
Who said: “Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them on the sand,
Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown
And wrinkled lip and sneer of cold command
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed.
And on the pedestal these words appear:
`My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings:
Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!’
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare,
The lone and level sands stretch far away”.

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My review of “Red Dawn” (2012)

Blogging some of my past movie reviews from Facebook.  As you will see, I am the rare individual who liked the “Red Dawn” remake.  ++++++

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I’m sure I’m in a very small minority here, but I was quite happy with this year’s remake of “Red Dawn.” (Man, you should see the HATE for this movie over at imdb.com.) I’d cheerfully give it an 8 out of 10.

It’s not “Citizen Kane.” The plot and characters are thin, and maybe not every member of the cast is the next Anthony Hopkins. And of course no film can really recapture the heart and (possibly pathological) violent escapism of the classic 1984 original. But it was still a good movie with decent amounts of tension, action and fun nods to the original. And Chris Hemsworth does just fine as an actor.

QUESTION. I have precisely zero experience with all things military, and I’m querying those who do. Let’s say one first-world or second-world country invades another, and there are no factors such as racial, ethnic, or religious hatred – and the invader has a professional military (as with Russia or North Korea). Wouldn’t they try NOT to just randomly kill civilians? (This was a centerpiece of the 80’s original – the Soviet antagonists shoot up a high school.) It just seems to me that an invader would want to coerce and subdue an invaded populace. If they just start shooting people willy-nilly, doesn’t that make it more likely the populace would either flee or fight back?

That just always bugged me. Do I analyze things too much?

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A Couple of Quick Thoughts On “The Purge” (2013)

“The Purge” (2013) was a fun, smart, suspenseful thriller with a great sci-fi plot device. And they did a nice job of world building with no special effects and a really good script – it reminds me of a decent episode of “The Outer Limits.” Eight out of 10.

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I was warned when I came to Virginia that there actually are a lot of snakes down here.

Yet my first thought when passing the woods and hearing a mysterious rustling is “WALKER!”

Things go bump in the night when I’m eating cookies.

Paranormal Snacktivity.