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Nobody gets an old man’s jokes.

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Poster for “Love, Death & Robots” Season 1 (2019)

Episode 14: “Zima Blue.”

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Keeping up with the Nolans.

Hey, gang.  If you’re concerned for my sanity and want to monitor my mental health via the safety of your Internet connection, I’ve started a page here at the blog for poetry publications in 2023.

I hope that you are all having a happy Valentine’s Day!



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Writer fuel!

From a particularly thoughtful Valentine who doesn’t care if I get fat(ter).  She just wants me to finish my robot apocalypse novella.

Thank you again, Kind Lady. Nomnomnomnom, smlurmf.

Update: “Nomnomnomnom, smlurmf” is actually a line from my story.


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“Saint Valentine’s Day, United States” advertisement, George S. Harris & Sons, 1890

From the “Holidays” color lithograph series for Duke brand cigarettes.

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The Piker Press features my eulogy for Dennis Williamson.

The Piker Press published my essay today about the passing of my friend and colleague, Dennis Williamson (known to many of his readers by his nom de plume, Dennis Villelmi).  You can find it here.

I’m especially grateful to Managing Editor Sand Pilarski for allowing me to share this at The Piker Press.  It was an especially important piece to me, and I know that Dennis would have been pleased.



“The Night Before the Exam,” Leonid Pasternak, 1895

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This Vin Diesel diet has me fasting furiously.

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Poster for “Anna” (2021)

Sky Italia.

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Throwback Thursday: “Spacehunter: Adventures in the Forbidden Zone” (1983)!

“Spacehunter!”  Hot damn, this movie captivated me as a kid.  And I didn’t even get to see the 3-D version in theaters in 1983; I caught it through the magic of VHS a couple of years later.  (By the way, I am linking here to The Duke Mitchell Film Club on Youtube.)  

“Spacehunter” is often derided as a ripoff of the “Star Wars” films, but I don’t think that’s fair.  It really is its own thing.

It is by no means “a great movie.”  As you can probably tell from the trailer, it’s a pretty cornball B-movie.  But a hell of a lot of work went into the sets, makeup effects, special effects and creature effects.  “Spacehunter” is fun as hell if you are a kid at heart where monsters are concerned.  There is one scene that got under my skin in the 80’s, and it’s still creepy today — it involves deformed, singing mutant children throwing bombs at our heroes from the cliffs above.  

This movie was also only the second feature film for a young Molly Ringwald.  She’s actually really good in the role, no matter how bad her dialogue gets.

If you can stomach the 80’s cheese and you can find a copy of this, I actually recommend it as late-night viewing.