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Advertisement for “Batman: Year One,” artwork by David Mazzucchelli, 1987

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There was a great piece over at The Drabble the other day —

Check out Steven Holding’s “Midmorning, Retrospection Avenue.”

 

 

 

The Roanoke Times features my essay, “I Am Going to Drive Drunk Tonight.”

The Roanoke Times published my writing again this morning in its Letters section — this time, it was my brief satirical essay, “I Am Going to Drive Drunk Tonight.”  The regional daily newspaper was founded in 1886 — it is Southwest Virginia’s leading online news source, in addition to its sales at 1,500 locations throughout the region.

You can find the essay right here.

Thank you, Roanoke Times, for inviting those of us in the community to share our perspectives through a first-rate daily newspaper!

 

 

“I Got A Name.” Or two?

Today’s agenda — investigate my hypothesis that Jim Croce and Borat are actually the same person.

 

“Spring. White Lilac.” Isaac Ilyich Levitan, 1890

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Winedrunk Sidewalk features “Friends, Americans, countrymen” satirical piece.

I’m lucky enough today to see my writing featured again by Winedrunk Sidewalk: Shipwrecked in Trumpland.  This time out, it’s my satirical treatment of the president using Marc Antony’s speech in William Shakespeare’s Julius Caesar.  Its title is “Friends, Americans, countrymen — lend me your fears,” and you can find it right here.

Here’s a big thanks, as always, to Editor John Grochalski!

 

 

Cover to “DMZ” #70, John Paul Leon, 2011

DC Comics, Vertigo.

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Some brand new curse words!

So I’m sure you guys remember how I’m weird about occasionally trying to run down the origins of various aphorisms …  A while back I tried to look into the (possibly apocryphal?) Chinese curse that people like to quote — “May you live in interesting times.” I posted about it at the end of March.  (It felt timely then, and it still does.)

I stumbled across a three-tiered variant of the saying just yesterday.  As it turns out, the curse in its purported entirety is as follows, or at least according to the Internet:

 

May you live in interesting times.

May you come to the attention of those in authority.

May the gods give you everything you ask for.

 

It’s interesting stuff.  That bit about “the attention of those in authority” feels especially ominous in the Trump Age.

If any of you guys have any insight into exactly where this quote originated, please feel free to chime in.

 

 

“In the Desert,” by Stephen Crane

In the desert
I saw a creature, naked, bestial,
Who, squatting upon the ground,
Held his heart in his hands,
And ate of it.
I said, “Is it good, friend?”
“It is bitter—bitter,” he answered;

“But I like it
“Because it is bitter,
“And because it is my heart.”

 

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Photo credit: “Description de ce Monstre Unique,” from Bibliothèque Nationale de France, 1784

Cover to “DMZ” #14, Brian Wood, 2007

DC Comics, Vertigo.

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