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Photo by Jessica Maxwell (U.S. Army Forces Command), September 21, 2009.

“Gen. Charles C. Campbell, U.S. Army Forces commanding general, Col. Deborah B. Grays, U.S. Army Garrison commander and Command Sgt. Maj. Kenny LeonGuerrero, USAG command sergeant major, render salutes to the United States flag as a bugler plays taps during the close of Patriot Day ceremonies held Sept. 11 at Fort McPherson. Fort McPherson and Fort Gillem joined the rest of the nation in honoring the victims of the terrorist attacks that took place Sept. 11, 2001.” — Wikimedia Commons

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“Liberty’s Gal,” by Eric Robert Nolan

This was written 13 years ago in Queens, New York, after the September 11th attacks.

Never forget.

“Liberty’s Gal,” by Eric Robert Nolan

Italian blood runs hot
Under coffee-colored African skin,
Through Vietnamese veins, fed
By a jackhammer Irish heart.

Lithe Iranian hands
Guide a Swedish skirt
Across Parisian legs.

Share an irreverent joke.
She laughs with the warmth of Canada.
Her Samoan smile comes easily.

Ask and she’ll join you in
A Brazilian toast,
A Vatican prayer,
Old Arabian verses
Or Norwegian song.

Argue, if you like.
She is prone to opinions and forgiving of dissent.
Her Japanese adherence to honor
Is expressed with British civility.

She’s used to disagreement,
And she’ll answer back —
Greek logic and Chinese wisdom
Are equally at her command.

But don’t touch her. Never arouse
Her Spanish temper.
Her German sense of purpose.
Her Russian tolerance for grief.
Her Colombian notions of vengeance.

Never arouse
Her Australian, white-knuckled toughness.
Her Native American will
To guard the dirt at her toes.
Her Puerto Rican sense
Of protection of kin.

Never arouse
Her Afghan memory,
Her Israeli flair for reprisal.
She’s wont to undertake
A Mexican vendetta.

And if aroused, nothing can deter her:

Not illness in envelopes.
Not zealots in caves.
Not soot-colored cities or glass in the streets.

Not desert alchemy,
Or the asymmetric threat
Of a holocaust virus,

Not the grimace of a gap-toothed skyline,
Or silence in engine-less skies
As vast iron birds, once as common as swallows,
Are felled to the ground.

(c) 2002, Eric Nolan

Originally printed on January 1, 2002, at the Veterans of Foreign Wars Post 2053, White Cloud, Michigan, website

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AN APOLOGY.

To all those who I regaled on Monday with my newly memorized “Song of the Master and Boatswain,” by W.H. Auden, I apologize for being an idjit and incorrectly pronouncing its title as “Master and BOAT’S-Wayne.”

Sigh … the Internet, forever helping to edumucate me, informs me that, of course, it is pronounced “Song of the Master and BO-sin.”

See this link:  

That’s “Bo-sin.”  You know … like when Bo Duke commits adultery.

This writer gig would be so much easier if I could only master this … ENGLISHY thing.

OH!  Amanda!!  That reminds me!!  I apologize also for utterly destroying your car today!!  (As the mood tonight is one of penitence, I figured I’d work that one in there …)  We can work out a payment plan, right?  And … I can, like … pay you in verse, or something … right?   

See this link, Honey:

 

Lions and Tigers and BEAR! Oh my!!

Horror fans are the nicest people in the world.  I mentioned the other day how much I enjoyed composer Bear McCreary’s work on “Battlestar Galactica” — Wednesday Lee Friday told me she’d interviewed him a while back for Zombie Zone News.  (McCreary is also the composer for “The Walking Dead.”)

When I asked her if I could read it, she was cool enough to retrieve the interview from offline limbo after a website error, and reran it here, along with her other regular interviews for ZZN:

http://wednes.dreamwidth.org/862921.html

It’s a great interview, and he sounds like a fun and articulate subject.  Check out the story behind “Gaeta’s Lament.”  It’s one of my favorites from the BSG soundtrack, and it set the tone perfectly for both the episode in which it was featured and the mutiny storyline episodes that followed.

Damn, I wish “Caprica” hadn’t been cancelled.

You know you’re an “X-Files” fan when …

… you see an oil puddle under a leaking car, and your first thought is “PIPER MARU.”

Yeah, my mind went right to the classic episode, and not even to the (quite decent) feature film that also employed the black oil as a central plot device.  Because a possessed Alex Krycek is somehow even a cooler and creepier story element than a world-ending viral vehicle.

Coincidentally enough, my pal Pete tells me that today is the 21st anniversary of the first episode.

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“Abandoned Farmhouse,” by Ted Kooser

What a great find, especially as Halloween approaches.  Its simplicity belies its intent, as it slowly and methodically assembles all of the elements of a nice little psychological horror story.

Check it out at Poetry Out Loud:

http://www.poetryoutloud.org/poem/237648

 

“The nightingales are sobbing in the orchards of our mothers.”

“Song of the Master and Boatswain,” by W. H. Auden

     (a selection from “The Sea and the Mirror”)

At Dirty Dick’s and Sloppy Joe’s
We drank our liquor straight,
Some went upstairs with Margery,
And some, alas, with Kate;
And two by two like cat and mouse
The homeless played at keeping house.

There Wealthy Meg, the Sailor’s Friend,
And Marion, cow-eyed,
Opened their arms to me but I
Refused to step inside;
I was not looking for a cage
In which to mope my old age.

The nightingales are sobbing in
The orchards of our mothers,
And hearts that we broke long ago
Have long been breaking others;
Tears are round, the sea is deep:
Roll them overboard and sleep.

Dear Facebook:

Please stop the endless advertising featuring the Progressive Insurance girl; a subset of your target demographic finds her %$#@ing terrifying.

Someone this morning told me her name is “Flo,” but that’s silly.  Because her name is LEGION.

Fear of clowns has got nothing on her.

Sincerely,

Eric Robert Nolan

Oedipus didn’t have a girlfriend exactly, but he did have a significant mother.

I just made that up. I am on FIRE tonight. I do have a PayPal account if you people want to volunteer a cover charge.

 

I suggest that “The Island of Dr. Moreau” presents an answer to the recent Hello Kitty debate that should satisfy both sides.