French poster for “The Omega Man” (1971)

Warner Bros. Pictures.

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Throwback Thursday: “Gremlins” (1984)!

There are few movies more quintessentially 80’s than “Gremlins” (1984).  To this day, I still think it was a strange movie because of its successful juxtaposition of elements.

On the one hand, it was a family film with a sense of wonder and the kind of wholesome sentiments about the American family that you would associate with Steven Spielberg.  (I was surprised to discover that though he was executive producer here, “Gremlins” was written by Chris Columbus and directed by Joe Dante.)  It takes place in a small town on Christmas, and follows a Spielberg-esque, young, good-natured, male protagonist.

On the other hand, the violence and black humor were pretty unexpected for a mainstream blockbuster feature film.  (If you’ve seen the movie, you can vividly remember the titular monsters being dispatched by the blender and the microwave, for example — and the murder of an elderly disabled woman is maybe the film’s biggest sight gag.)  Even the monsters themselves (which were skillfully rendered in this era of pre-CGI practical effects) were a little too scary for younger kids.  It was this movie, along with 1984’s “Indianan Jones and the Temple of Doom,” that led to the MPAA to establish its “PG-13” rating — for films that didn’t quite merit a hard “R,” but were still more intense than a mere “PG rating.”

What’s remarkable to me, though, is that these disparate elements were woven together more or less seamlessly.  “Gremlins” isn’t “Casablanca” (1942), but it’s a fairly decent goofball movie that kinda works.

A little trivia — the department store where the heroic Gizmo finally dispatches the villainous Stripe is a Montgomery Ward, which modern audiences would not recognize.  The chain went out of business in 2001.  (The eponymous online retailer has no relationship to the old brick-and-mortar stores.)  I last remember being at a “Ward’s” at Spotsylvania Mall in Virginia in the 1990’s.

 

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Illustration of peaches by May Rivers, 1894

From “The Fruit Grower’s Guide.

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Nolan’s got a new knit cap!

Stepping out in a Christmas present that was handmade for me by a writer friend.  (I love it.)  I told her that it was a very homespun, writerly thing for me to wear — a homemade cap knit by a friend, and she laughed at that.

 

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Landscape painting by Stepan Kolesnikoff

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I’m about to share an extremely unpopular opinion.

Why does everyone hate hipsters?

Based on what I can see, the look and the lifestyle seem pretty neat to me. You get to wear really inexpensive clothes without being judged. You ride around town on a cheap bike, which is healthy for you — and again, there’s no judgment, because that’s normal for your peer group. It’s like being a Marxist, without the terrible economic theory.

You listen to alternative music. Awesome. Social mores call for you to be “authentic” and creative, and there seems to be an emphasis on progressive politics.

Doesn’t this all dovetail nicely with people whose personalities lean toward arts or academics? Is it really all so bad?

Maybe there’s something I’m missing. If you know me at all, you can guess that everything I know about hipsters comes from a Google search I did five minutes ago. One of my college classmates is a sublimely intelligent man whose opinion I trust … he is now living on the West Coast, and he hates hipsters. And I do mean that he HATES hipsters.

Please, don’t do the obvious and suggest that I become a hipster. I’m too old. The only new subculture that’s appropriate for me to join right now is AARP.

 

 

“Thy Will Be Done,” Oliver Dennett Grover, 1892

Oil on canvas.

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PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE MAN BEHIND THE CRETIN.

(Hey, I need to make at least one “Wizard of Oz” reference per year. It’s required by the Weirdo Writers Union.)

By the way, that’s Russian Foreign Minister Sergey Lavrov.  There’s a depressing article over at The Daily Beast today about Russian state media describing Trump as their country’s “agent.”  You can find it right here.

 

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Portrait of Charles Bukowski by Graziano Origa, 2008

Pan and ink, pantone.

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The Piker Press features “As Silver as the Stars You Tried to Rival”

I’m very happy to share here that The Piker Press published another one of my poems today.  Its title is “As Silver as the Stars You Tried to Rival,” and you can find it right here.

The Piker Press community is a terrific place for storytellers, poets and artists.  As always, I’m grateful to Editor Sand Pilarski for allowing me to share there.

 

 

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