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I took a wrong turn on my way to the Mary Washington College Reunion!

And that’s why I wasn’t there.  I should have been concerned when the alums I did connect with in Virginia kept sipping their beers, concealing their laughter and leading me repeatedly to roads that led consistently UP.

Anyway, if you DO live in Virginia, did you see me waving?  I’m pretty sure I could see roughly 65 percent of the state from where I was standing.

Seriously, though — this was my birthday trip to Stony Man Mountain in Shenandoah National Park.  It was unforgettable.  The beauty of the Commonwealth was the perfect balm for the knowledge that I am one year older.

The Stony Man Trail is actually a pretty easy hike, even though the peak is the second highest along the Blue Ridge Mountains’ Skyline Drive.

To clarify some of the content of the below photos:

1)  In the second picture, the ONLY reason that I look so skinny is that the mountains are big by comparison.  It’s physics.  Yeah.

2)  Note the sign at the park visitor center.  One of my friends was totally jonesing for that woefully absent blackberry ice cream, which apparently is part of the park’s fame.  (He was talking about it on the way up.)  It must be good, if the park actually has to post a sign apologizing for running out.  The next time I see the mountains, I am going to have to get some myself just to see what the fuss is about.

3)  Spot the face in the inside of the tree.  And what is it?  A portion of my friends will call “Ent” immediately; others will name Cthulhu or one of his minions.  The inside of a tree can serve as a thematic apperception test.

4)  We met an extremely friendly mountain man in the wilds who was kind enough to let us stay in his home.  (It was surprisingly stately.)  He even had a copy of my book on his mantle, next to a happy, meditating dog statue.  (I see what you did there, man.)

I loved the trip.  If you visit Virginia, treat yourself.  The hike is easier than you think, and you need to experience this at least once.

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Godspeed to American forces and their Allies abroad.

Thank you for your skill, commitment, courage and service.  The people you protect are grateful, and far safer for your efforts.

Thanks also to the professionals in the American intelligence community.  I am privileged to be good friends with a couple of them.  (I was a reporter in Virginia for years.)  Forget what Hollywood tells us — they want nothing more than to protect their country from harm, and are among the kindest and most idealistic people I know.  And, believe me, even if they can’t say much about it, right now they are working their asses off.

E PLURIBUS UNUM.

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Blogging my only review of a “Doctor Who” episode. Because I’m a masochist.

And I enjoy the sheer antipathy that is inevitably inspired by any criticism of this show (or, God forbid, actor David Tennant).

No, seriously — I actually really liked the horrorish episode, “Blink,” with the weeping angels.  I’m running this for my old friend David Bozic, who, it turns out, is another devoted “Whovian.”

Here’s the review I did on Facebook maybe two years ago:

*****

Doctor Who generally isn’t my thing.  But I have friends who are really diehard … “Whovians?”  Is that what they call themselves? And Alex Tirado-Snyder finally talked me into watching a particularly good episode – Season 3’s “Blink.”

I wasn’t disappointed.  This is actually a great little horror story, and you can enjoy it even if you’re unacquainted with the bizarre (and poorly delineated, in my opinion) rules for this unique sci-fi universe.  It honestly reminds me of something that Stephen King might have written, albeit for a general tv audience.  I was genuinely creeped out by the story’s adversaries, which I won’t describe because of spoilers.  The repeated line of “Don’t blink!” along with the episode’s closing shots, were nice and frightening.

It’s also a damned cool time-travel story – if you’re patient and pay attention, you’ll see that it works.  Carey Mulligan is a really good actress in a lead guest role, and parts of the story (featuring characters displaced in time) are pretty poignant.  I’m not sure this episode really merits its Hugo Award, but it was still a good watch.  I’d recommend it.  Thanks, Alex.

It’s easy to see why this widely venerated show has such a devoted fanbase.  It’s fun and quirky and smart.  Still, I can’t say that this franchise is quite my thing.  I feel the same why about this as I do about Joss Whedon’s work.  I know it’s well made, but it’s too high-camp for me.  Also … I can’t explain this, but David Tennant just gets on my nerves.  I remember being turned off by him in his role in 2011’s “Fright Night” remake.  I don’t know why … is he too chipper?  Too manic?  Is there an androgynous quality about him that I find unsettling?  There’s something about him that suggests an overeager British schoolboy that won’t shut up and just won’t leave you alone.  Whatever.  I’m sure the problem is me.  He’s a very good actor, and of course he’s well suited for this role.

Postscript: I had a lot of fun with this story because it brought back something from my childhood.  In the long ago pre-internet days when I was 11 years old, the kids on the street would huddle under Jason Huhn’s porch on summer nights and tell ghost stories.  I made up a monster a little like the one in this story, and it scared my best friend Shawn because I portrayed him as the victim.  He tried to make me stop telling the story, but the other kids insisted I continue.  He got pretty agitated.  So I was kind of a jerk when I was a kid, too, sort of.

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Nobody reads my review of “24’s” past season.

But my review of a Disney princess film that came out seven years ago gets 27 Facebook shares.

You people mystify me.

My initial review of “The Signal” (2014) was going to be two sentences:

“WTF did I just watch?  YOUR GUESS IS AS GOOD AS MINE.”

Reflection does suggest a few more things for me to say for this challenging sci-fi thriller, even if I did need a little subsequent help from Wikipedia to understand it.

It is beautifully shot and scored, and has strong performances from all of its actors.  It does just great at establishing mood, and setting up an unsettling mystery.  And it is good, old fashioned, hard-core science fiction.

I DO think it runs a bit long, and has big pacing problems.  Simply put, this film is too slow to be scary.  So it fails as a horror movie or thriller.  There is insufficient exposition about what is going on, even for an intentional “mind-bending” movie in the tradition of films like “12 Monkeys” (1995).  Can we really be scared or affected if we have so little understanding of what is actually happening onscreen?

I STILL have questions.  Why does the facility appear to have technology only from the 1970’s or 1980’s?  Why is one character homicidal?  Why are alarms going off?!

Still, it was interesting, challenging, and lovely to look at.  It’s worth a look, if you want a darker, demanding film that makes you think.

Anyway, there actually is another recent science-fiction thriller entitled “The Signal.”  It was made in 2007, and should please fans of well made formula films like “The Crazies” or “Dawn of the Dead.”  I actually enjoyed that low-budget genre film more than I enjoyed this.

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Paranoid fear of the day —

— that now Uwe Boll will challenge me to a boxing match.

Oh well.  If it happens, then at last I can finally invoke the phrase (and in context!) “Come at me, Bro!”

“Seagull,” by Eric Robert Nolan

“Seagull,” by Eric Robert Nolan

(First publsihed in Dead Snakes, November 2013)

Like an awkward emperor,
you sit alone atop
the rooftop of my urbane neighbors.

Squat and fat and white, you’re
a satisfied and unenlightened despot.
Edicts issue out
From your discordant “caw!”

What do those yuppies think of you?
Your mien makes
Their rich art-deco house
A commonplace kingdom.
Your ungainly gait makes
a prosaic palace of their home.

Cardinals arcing over
are airborne scarlet darts.

Pairs of swallows will sometimes
loop in symmetry.

You’ll have none of it. You’re
All utilitarian flight
And graceless landings.

If you were human
you’d be a pot-bellied plumber, perhaps
in a wife-beater t-shirt
holding a beer.

Other birds will swoop and dive.
Other birds will sing.
But your cawing only exhorts us,
“Hail to The King.”

© Eric Robert Nolan 2013

http://deadsnakes.blogspot.com/2013/11/eric-robert-nolan-three-poems.html

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14 real things my female friends have recently taught me:

1)  Use your debit card instead of making ATM withdrawals to avoid the fee.

2)  Ramen noodles have no nutritional value.  And healthy meals CAN be made fairly quickly.

3)  Just pull your shirt over that belt.

4)  Try not to worry too much about what other people think.

5)  Try not to worry too much about your age.

6)  Not everybody is trying to search your computer.  Also, you might be a little paranoid.

7)  Not ALL vegetables assault the senses. Try this with a little cheese.

8)  Reciting W. H. Auden is fine, but it’s okay to learn the work of other poets too.

9)  One thing at a time.

10)  Breathe.

11)  “What did you eat today?”  (You should eat more.)

12)  Don’t freak out if I sound like your mother.  (“WHAT DID YOU EAT TODAY?!!”)  I am not “in collusion with” your mother.  Also, you may be a little bit paranoid.

13)  Sometimes there is a bit of a fine line between chivalry and sexism.

And last, but not least, the oft-revisited imperative:

14)  SOMETIMES THERE ARE THINGS THAT WE DO NOT SAY OUT LOUD.

“Feast,” by Eric Robert Nolan

“Feast”

Originally published on October 16, 2013, by Every Day Poets.

http://www.everydaypoets.com/feast-by-eric-robert-nolan-2/

This give me a few IDEAS …

… and, whaddya know … a few of my friends just happen to be ACTORS.

Russ, Linsee … care to stop over sometime?

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