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“The Three Dogs.”

This was my favorite fairy tale — indeed, the only one I remember — as a boy.  (I had a strong preference for the adventure stories in the old paperbacks lying around.)

But this I loved.  I found it in Andrew Lang’s “Green Fairy Book” when I was maybe seven or eight years old.   And I was fascinated by Salt, Pepper and Mustard.

THE THREE DOGS

There was once upon a time a shepherd who had two children, a son and a daughter. When he was on his death-bed he turned to them and said, ‘I have nothing to leave you but three sheep and a small house; divide them between you, as you like, but don’t quarrel over them whatever you do.’

When the shepherd was dead, the brother asked his sister which she would like best, the sheep or the little house; and when she had chosen the house he said, ‘Then I’ll take the sheep and go out to seek my fortune in the wide world. I don’t see why I shouldn’t be as lucky as many another who has set out on the same search, and it wasn’t for nothing that I was born on a Sunday.’

And so he started on his travels, driving his three sheep in front of him, and for a long time it seemed as if fortune didn’t mean to favour him at all. One day he was sitting disconsolately at a cross road, when a man suddenly appeared before him with three black dogs, each one bigger than the other.  ‘Hullo, my fine fellow,’ said the man, ‘I see you have three fat sheep. I’ll tell you what; if you’ll give them to me, I’ll give you my three dogs.’

In spite of his sadness, the youth smiled and replied, ‘What would I do with your dogs? My sheep at least feed themselves, but I should have to find food for the dogs.’

‘My dogs are not like other dogs,’ said the stranger; ‘they will feed you instead of you them, and will make your fortune. The smallest one is called “Salt,” and will bring you food whenever you wish; the second is called “Pepper,” and will tear anyone to pieces who offers to hurt you; and the great big strong one is called “Mustard,” and is so powerful that it will break iron or steel with its teeth.’

The shepherd at last let himself be persuaded, and gave the stranger his sheep. In order to test the truth of his statement about the dogs, he said at once, ‘Salt, I am hungry,’ and before the words were out of his mouth the dog had disappeared, and returned in a few minutes with a large basket full of the most delicious food. Then the youth congratulated himself on the bargain he had made, and continued his journey in the best of spirits.

One day he met a carriage and pair, all draped in black; even the horses were covered with black trappings, and the coachman was clothed in crape from top to toe. Inside the carriage sat a beautiful girl in a black dress crying bitterly. The horses advanced slowly and mournfully, with their heads bent on the ground.

‘Coachman, what’s the meaning of all this grief?’ asked the shepherd.

At first the coachman wouldn’t say anything, but when the youth pressed him he told him that a huge dragon dwelt in the neighbourhood, and required yearly the sacrifice of a beautiful maiden. This year the lot had fallen on the King’s daughter, and the whole country was filled with woe and lamentation in consequence.

The shepherd felt very sorry for the lovely maiden, and determined to follow the carriage. In a little it halted at the foot of a high mountain. The girl got out, and walked slowly and sadly to meet her terrible fate. The coachman perceived that the shepherd wished to follow her, and warned him not to do so if he valued his life; but the shepherd wouldn’t listen to his advice. When they had climbed about half-way up the hill they saw a terrible-looking monster with the body of a snake, and with huge wings and claws, coming towards them, breathing forth flames of fire, and preparing to seize its victim. Then the shepherd called, ‘Pepper, come to the rescue,’ and the second dog set upon the dragon, and after a fierce struggle bit it so sharply in the neck that the monster rolled over, and in a few moments breathed its last. Then the dog ate up the body, all except its two front teeth, which the shepherd picked up and put in his pocket.

The Princess was quite overcome with terror and joy, and fell fainting at the feet of her deliverer. When she recovered her consciousness she begged the shepherd to return with her to her father, who would reward him richly. But the youth answered that he wanted to see something of the world, and that he would return again in three years, and nothing would make him change this resolve. The Princess seated herself once more in her carriage, and, bidding each other farewell, she and the shepherd separated, she to return home, and he to see the world.

But while the Princess was driving over a bridge the carriage suddenly stood still, and the coachman turned round to her and said, ‘Your deliverer has gone, and doesn’t thank you for your gratitude. It would be nice of you to make a poor fellow happy; therefore you may tell your father that it was I who slew the dragon, and if you refuse to, I will throw you into the river, and no one will be any the wiser, for they will think the dragon has devoured you.’

The maiden was in a dreadful state when she heard these words; but there was nothing for her to do but to swear that she would give out the coachman as her deliverer, and not to divulge the secret to anyone. So they returned to the capital, and everyone was delighted when they saw the Princess had returned unharmed; the black flags were taken down from all the palace towers, and gay-coloured ones put up in their place, and the King embraced his daughter and her supposed rescuer with tears of joy, and, turning to the coachman, he said, ‘You have not only saved the life of my child, but you have also freed the country from a terrible scourge; therefore, it is only fitting that you should be richly rewarded. Take, therefore, my daughter for your wife; but as she is still so young, do not let the marriage be celebrated for another year.’

The coachman thanked the King for his graciousness, and was then led away to be richly dressed and instructed in all the arts and graces that befitted his new position. But the poor Princess wept bitterly, though she did not dare to confide her grief to anyone. When the year was over, she begged so hard for another year’s respite that it was granted to her. But this year passed also, and she threw herself at her father’s feet, and begged so piteously for one more year that the King’s heart was melted, and he yielded to her request, much to the Princess’s joy, for she knew that her real deliverer would appear at the end of the third year. And so the year passed away like the other two, and the wedding-day was fixed, and all the people were prepared to feast and make merry.

But on the wedding-day it happened that a stranger came to the town with three black dogs. He asked what the meaning of all the feasting and fuss was, and they told him that the King’s daughter was just going to be married to the man who had slain the terrible dragon. The stranger at once denounced the coachman as a liar; but no one would listen to him, and he was seized and thrown into a cell with iron doors.

While he was lying on his straw pallet, pondering mournfully on his fate, he thought he heard the low whining of his dogs outside; then an idea dawned on him, and he called out as loudly as he could, ‘Mustard, come to my help,’ and in a second he saw the paws of his biggest dog at the window of his cell, and before he could count two the creature had bitten through the iron bars and stood beside him. Then they both let themselves out of the prison by the window, and the poor youth was free once more, though he felt very sad when he thought that another was to enjoy the reward that rightfully belonged to him. He felt hungry too, so he called his dog ‘Salt,’ and asked him to bring home some food. The faithful creature trotted off, and soon returned with a table-napkin full of the most delicious food, and the napkin itself was embroidered with a kingly crown.

The King had just seated himself at the wedding-feast with all his Court, when the dog appeared and licked the Princess’s hand in an appealing manner. With a joyful start she recognised the beast, and bound her own table-napkin round his neck. Then she plucked up her courage and told her father the whole story. The King at once sent a servant to follow the dog, and in a short time the stranger was led into the Kings presence. The former coachman grew as white as a sheet when he saw the shepherd, and, falling on his knees, begged for mercy and pardon. The Princess recognized her deliverer at once, and did not need the proof of the two dragon’s teeth which he drew from his pocket. The coachman was thrown into a dark dungeon, and the shepherd took his place at the Princess’s side, and this time, you may be sure, she did not beg for the wedding to be put off.

The young couple lived for some time in great peace and happiness, when suddenly one day the former shepherd bethought himself of his poor sister and expressed a wish to see her again, and to let her share in his good fortune. So they sent a carriage to fetch her, and soon she arrived at the court, and found herself once more in her brother’s arms. Then one of the dogs spoke and said, ‘Our task is done; you have no more need of us. We only waited to see that you did not forget your sister in your prosperity.’ And with these words the three dogs became three birds and flew away into the heavens.

Grimm.

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“The Interlopers,” by Saki

This is the short story on which my own book is based.  It was my third favorite story as a boy.

“The Interlopers,” by Saki

In a forest of mixed growth somewhere on the eastern spurs of the Karpathians, a man stood one winter night watching and listening, as though he waited for some beast of the woods to come within the range of his vision, and, later, of his rifle. But the game for whose presence he kept so keen an outlook was none that figured in the sportsman’s calendar as lawful and proper for the chase; Ulrich von Gradwitz patrolled the dark forest in quest of a human enemy.

     The forest lands of Gradwitz were of wide extent and well stocked with game; the narrow strip of precipitous woodland that lay on its outskirt was not remarkable for the game it harboured or the shooting it afforded, but it was the most jealously guarded of all its owner’s territorial possessions. A famous law suit, in the days of his grandfather, had wrested it from the illegal possession of a neighbouring family of petty landowners; the dispossessed party had never acquiesced in the judgment of the Courts, and a long series of poaching affrays and similar scandals had embittered the relationships between the families for three generations. The neighbour feud had grown into a personal one since Ulrich had come to be head of his family; if there was a man in the world whom he detested and wished ill to it was Georg Znaeym, the inheritor of the quarrel and the tireless game-snatcher and raider of the disputed border-forest. The feud might, perhaps, have died down or been compromised if the personal ill-will of the two men had not stood in the way; as boys they had thirsted for one another’s blood, as men each prayed that misfortune might fall on the other, and this wind-scourged winter night Ulrich had banded together his foresters to watch the dark forest, not in quest of four-footed quarry, but to keep a look-out for the prowling thieves whom he suspected of being afoot from across the land boundary. The roebuck, which usually kept in the sheltered hollows during a storm-wind, were running like driven things to-night, and there was movement and unrest among the creatures that were wont to sleep through the dark hours. Assuredly there was a disturbing element in the forest, and Ulrich could guess the quarter from whence it came.

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     He strayed away by himself from the watchers whom he had placed in ambush on the crest of the hill, and wandered far down the steep slopes amid the wild tangle of undergrowth, peering through the tree trunks and listening through the whistling and skirling of the wind and the restless beating of the branches for sight and sound of the marauders. If only on this wild night, in this dark, lone spot, he might come across Georg Znaeym, man to man, with none to witness – that was the wish that was uppermost in his thoughts. And as he stepped round the trunk of a huge beech he came face to face with the man he sought.

     The two enemies stood glaring at one another for a long silent moment. Each had a rifle in his hand, each had hate in his heart and murder uppermost in his mind. The chance had come to give full play to the passions of a lifetime. But a man who has been brought up under the code of a restraining civilisation cannot easily nerve himself to shoot down his neighbour in cold blood and without word spoken, except for an offence against his hearth and honour. And before the moment of hesitation had given way to action a deed of Nature’s own violence overwhelmed them both. A fierce shriek of the storm had been answered by a splitting crash over their heads, and ere they could leap aside a mass of falling beech tree had thundered down on them. Ulrich von Gradwitz found himself stretched on the ground, one arm numb beneath him and the other held almost as helplessly in a tight tangle of forked branches, while both legs were pinned beneath the fallen mass. His heavy shooting-boots had saved his feet from being crushed to pieces, but if his fractures were not as serious as they might have been, at least it was evident that he could not move from his present position till some one came to release him. The descending twig had slashed the skin of his face, and he had to wink away some drops of blood from his eyelashes before he could take in a general view of the disaster. At his side, so near that under ordinary circumstances he could almost have touched him, lay Georg Znaeym, alive and struggling, but obviously as helplessly pinioned down as himself. All round them lay a thick- strewn wreckage of splintered branches and broken twigs.

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     Relief at being alive and exasperation at his captive plight brought a strange medley of pious thank-offerings and sharp curses to Ulrich’s lips. Georg, who was early blinded with the blood which trickled across his eyes, stopped his struggling for a moment to listen, and then gave a short, snarling laugh.

     “So you’re not killed, as you ought to be, but you’re caught, anyway,” he cried; “caught fast. Ho, what a jest, Ulrich von Gradwitz snared in his stolen forest. There’s real justice for you!”

     And he laughed again, mockingly and savagely.

     “I’m caught in my own forest-land,” retorted Ulrich. “When my men come to release us you will wish, perhaps, that you were in a better plight than caught poaching on a neighbour’s land, shame on you.”

     Georg was silent for a moment; then he answered quietly:

     “Are you sure that your men will find much to release? I have men, too, in the forest to-night, close behind me, and THEY will be here first and do the releasing. When they drag me out from under these damned branches it won’t need much clumsiness on their part to roll this mass of trunk right over on the top of you. Your men will find you dead under a fallen beech tree. For form’s sake I shall send my condolences to your family.”

     “It is a useful hint,” said Ulrich fiercely. “My men had orders to follow in ten minutes time, seven of which must have gone by already, and when they get me out – I will remember the hint. Only as you will have met your death poaching on my lands I don’t think I can decently send any message of condolence to your family.”

     “Good,” snarled Georg, “good. We fight this quarrel out to the death, you and I and our foresters, with no cursed interlopers to come between us. Death and damnation to you, Ulrich von Gradwitz.”

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     “The same to you, Georg Znaeym, forest-thief, game-snatcher.”

     Both men spoke with the bitterness of possible defeat before them, for each knew that it might be long before his men would seek him out or find him; it was a bare matter of chance which party would arrive first on the scene.

     Both had now given up the useless struggle to free themselves from the mass of wood that held them down; Ulrich limited his endeavours to an effort to bring his one partially free arm near enough to his outer coat-pocket to draw out his wine-flask. Even when he had accomplished that operation it was long before he could manage the unscrewing of the stopper or get any of the liquid down his throat. But what a Heaven-sent draught it seemed! It was an open winter, and little snow had fallen as yet, hence the captives suffered less from the cold than might have been the case at that season of the year; nevertheless, the wine was warming and reviving to the wounded man, and he looked across with something like a throb of pity to where his enemy lay, just keeping the groans of pain and weariness from crossing his lips.

     “Could you reach this flask if I threw it over to you?” asked Ulrich suddenly; “there is good wine in it, and one may as well be as comfortable as one can. Let us drink, even if to-night one of us dies.”

     “No, I can scarcely see anything; there is so much blood caked round my eyes,” said Georg, “and in any case I don’t drink wine with an enemy.”

     Ulrich was silent for a few minutes, and lay listening to the weary screeching of the wind. An idea was slowly forming and growing in his brain, an idea that gained strength every time that he looked across at the man who was fighting so grimly against pain and exhaustion. In the pain and languor that Ulrich himself was feeling the old fierce hatred seemed to be dying down.

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     “Neighbour,” he said presently, “do as you please if your men come first. It was a fair compact. But as for me, I’ve changed my mind. If my men are the first to come you shall be the first to be helped, as though you were my guest. We have quarrelled like devils all our lives over this stupid strip of forest, where the trees can’t even stand upright in a breath of wind. Lying here to-night thinking I’ve come to think we’ve been rather fools; there are better things in life than getting the better of a boundary dispute. Neighbour, if you will help me to bury the old quarrel I – I will ask you to be my friend.”

     Georg Znaeym was silent for so long that Ulrich thought, perhaps, he had fainted with the pain of his injuries. Then he spoke slowly and in jerks.

     “How the whole region would stare and gabble if we rode into the market-square together. No one living can remember seeing a Znaeym and a von Gradwitz talking to one another in friendship. And what peace there would be among the forester folk if we ended our feud to-night. And if we choose to make peace among our people there is none other to interfere, no interlopers from outside … You would come and keep the Sylvester night beneath my roof, and I would come and feast on some high day at your castle … I would never fire a shot on your land, save when you invited me as a guest; and you should come and shoot with me down in the marshes where the wildfowl are. In all the countryside there are none that could hinder if we willed to make peace. I never thought to have wanted to do other than hate you all my life, but I think I have changed my mind about things too, this last half-hour. And you offered me your wineflask … Ulrich von Gradwitz, I will be your friend.”

     For a space both men were silent, turning over in their minds the wonderful changes that this dramatic reconciliation would bring about. In the cold, gloomy forest, with the wind tearing in fitful gusts through the naked branches and whistling round the tree-trunks, they lay and waited for the help that would now bring release and succour to both parties. And each prayed a private prayer that his men might be the first to arrive, so that he might be the first to show honourable attention to the enemy that had become a friend.

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     Presently, as the wind dropped for a moment, Ulrich broke silence.

     “Let’s shout for help,” he said; he said; “in this lull our voices may carry a little way.”

     “They won’t carry far through the trees and undergrowth,” said Georg, “but we can try. Together, then.”

     The two raised their voices in a prolonged hunting call.

     “Together again,” said Ulrich a few minutes later, after listening in vain for an answering halloo.

     “I heard nothing but the pestilential wind,” said Georg hoarsely.

     There was silence again for some minutes, and then Ulrich gave a joyful cry.

     “I can see figures coming through the wood. They are following in the way I came down the hillside.”

     Both men raised their voices in as loud a shout as they could muster.

     “They hear us! They’ve stopped. Now they see us. They’re running down the hill towards us,” cried Ulrich.

     “How many of them are there?” asked Georg.

     “I can’t see distinctly,” said Ulrich; “nine or ten,”

     “Then they are yours,” said Georg; “I had only seven out with me.”

     “They are making all the speed they can, brave lads,” said Ulrich gladly.

     “Are they your men?” asked Georg. “Are they your men?” he repeated impatiently as Ulrich did not answer.

     “No,” said Ulrich with a laugh, the idiotic chattering laugh of a man unstrung with hideous fear.

     “Who are they?” asked Georg quickly, straining his eyes to see what the other would gladly not have seen.

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     “Wolves.”

Saki

Today’s agenda —

— walk in the sun, but cast a loooooooong Jungian shadow, Baby.

Little Ninja blends with the shadows!!!

He does!!  Really!  It’s why he so damned hard to photograph, and why he’s always conspicuously absent from my thought provoking Kitten-Pic Posts!

Anyway, if you look very closely, you can see that he has beautiful dark blue eyes.

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Peanut Butter and Jelly is Shanty Irish Caviar.

This skinny Mick approves.

It’s priced for plebeians, but its taste is divine.

“Mmmmmmm. This foot tastes GOOD.”

Or, at least, that’s what this Tinycat appears to be thinking.  Seriously.  The Twerp went at his paw in much the same manner as I go at a Big Mac.

Actually, in the second picture, he appears to be blowing you a kiss.  Because you’re just that special.

Anyway, speaking of what kittens like to eat, at what age should they be moving to solid food instead of suckling at MamaCat?  Advice will be appreciated.  Thanks!!

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So I extemporized my first children’s story the other night, for the child of a friend.

Of COURSE it involved a little red-haired girl with a unique ability, science vs. magic, medicines, a special mission, a powerful man-eating animal, and certain colors signifying good or evil. (If anyone wants to get all shrinky-psychy about this, please reference Jung and not Freud; I am not on board with the latter.)

I’m planning on jotting it down just as soon as I get the chance. (I’ve been crazy busy lately.) If it’s any good, I’ll probably share it here.

 

What if SkyNet arose from the mind of just one guy? Would it be GuyNet?

I can’t understand why “Transcendence” (2014) got such a lukewarm reception — it was a cool, fun, decent science fiction movie.  It could have been a great movie, were it not for an ending that I wouldn’t have chosen.  It actually IS a creative and thought-provoking ending, but I would have preferred a more standard boilerplate sci-fi climax … I can’t really say much more while avoiding spoilers.

It’s a thoughtful, high-concept sci-fi story that still manages to move along at a nice, fast pace, thanks to good directing and the introduction of conflict and danger very early on.  The screenwriters handled exposition beautifully — all the characterization and tech-talk exposition that we need is there, but there’s still action and end-of-the-world scenarios served right up front.  I thought that was really well done.

And there’s some dark fun to be had.  Parts of this were nice and creepy — especially when various aspects of GuyNet parallel past film bot-baddies like HAL 9000 or the T-1000.  If you get absorbed in the movie, those things can get under your skin a little.  These elements hold the viewer’s interest against a backdrop of major philosophical questions about the nature of consciousness, the existence of the soul, the nature of love, etc.

Paul Bettany, Rebecca Hall, Morgan Freeman, and Johnny Depp all handed in great performances. (At this point, I’m pretty sure that Depp is the actor with the greatest range in Hollywood; Hall, for me, will always be that nice girl in Christopher Nolan’s “The Prestige.”)  If you’re a Cillian Murphy fan, as I am, don’t see this movie on his account — he’s underused, with little to do.

Josh Stewart, in a smaller role, is a surprise standout — that guy does great work, and deserves more leading roles.  And did anyone else realize that the outspoken, creepy Luddite audience member is Lukas Haas, the little Amish boy rescued by Harrison Ford in “Witness” (1985)?  I thought that was pretty funny.

A few things were slightly off about the movie:

1)  It’s potentially the end of the world.  The United States government sends 10 commandos to stop it?  Did this movie spend so much money on CGI that they couldn’t afford extras?

2)  Exactly what agency does Agent Buchanan work for?  Again … he’s the only one assigned to all this?  Shouldn’t this matter be swarming with Homeland Security, NSA, FBI and DARPA?

3) Given what GuyNet can do, one of its countermeasures against its human assailants is easily predicted.  They didn’t see that coming toward the end?

4) Given what GuyNet can do, there’s another interesting (and truly frightening) way it could have infiltrated the team working against it.  But this is never even suggested.  (I am trying to keep this review spoiler free.)

I recommend this; check it out.

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Jelly Bean Rescue.

MamaCat needs to be SLIGHTLY more vigilant.  One of the Jelly Beans wandered off and somehow wound up buried WAY down in the folds of the blankets in the cat-house that we constructed.  Uncle Eric had to retrieve him after hearing him complain.  (They sound a hell of a lot like chirping birds at one day old.)

The little Fur Nugget actually does have a set of pipes on him — it’s surprising how loud such a little animal can be.

As lovable as they are, this entire experience hasn’t been without the occasional yuck factor. Today’s addition was the discovery that one of the newborns actually has the remains of its umbilical cord trailing its tummy like a piece of string.

Little Ninja hasn’t learned deportment just yet.  He shamelessly wacks his siblings away when he wants to nurse.

What’s funny is that MamaCat appears to allow me to “babysit.”  When I come over to visit, she takes the opportunity to get out and walk around and stretch her legs while I am with the kittens.  It’s cute.

Anyway, babysitting today gave me the chance for portraiture of a couple of the Jelly Beans.  Whaddya think?

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“It gets in your blood.”

— my old friend and managing editor, Jeff Dute, about the news business.  He told me that just before I left Virginia for New York, leaving newspapers behind for a job in public relations. I believe it was around 1997.

I was chatting with a friend with a journalism background today, and I realized how much I miss the news world.  I even feel a little of what seems like homesickness when I read the Facebook posts of my old colleagues, even though their “beats” (sports and hunting) are very different from what I used to cover.

News taught me so much about working quickly, multi-tasking, researching a topic quickly, and speaking with people.

It also taught me a lot about authority, local government, the range of beliefs and ideologies in America, neighbors’ kindness toward one another, strangers’ violence against the innocent, and how easy it is to get lost on country roads.

It taught me to smoke cigarettes, to consider my sources’ motivations, and to be loyal to those who confided in me.

There were lessons in mortality too.  Rookie reporters are routinely assigned to the traffic accidents that occur at all hours.

All in all, it was a hell of an education — and not an easy job, but a rewarding one.