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My review of “Sherlock” Season 1.

While other 14-year-olds were successfully chasing girls, I was wearing a hat from London and trying to learn Sherlock Holmes’ deduction techniques.  This is a thing.  This is a thing that happened.  Anyway, here is the review I did a couple of years ago when I first saw England’s “Sherlock.”  I was slightly enthusiastic in my praise.

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This … this is a *TV* show?! One episode of Britain’s “Sherlock” is more entertaining than most feature films I’ve seen lately — thanks to high-production values, and incredibly good acting, writing and directing. The first “season” (the Brits call them “series”) is easily a perfect 10.

To give you an idea of how good a show this is, I was hooked on it in under five minutes. (I can’t even say that about “Battlestar Galactica,” which took me a couple of episodes.) I was at a friend’s house and saw Holmes’ first confrontation with his arch-nemesis and apparent equal, James Moriarity in the closing minutes of the final episode. After seeing other bits and pieces (I had stuff going on that night), I renewed my Netflix Streaming subscription just to watch the whole show.

A caveat – I’ve been a Sherlock Holmes nerd since before I was even a sci-fi nerd, and that’s a looooong time. I was introduced to the short stories (and various film adaptations) at age 14 by a bibliophilic uncle, and I was a nut for it. It honestly isn’t as pathetic as it sounds – people who’ve never read the stories don’t really know how dark they were. Holmes fought monsters, assassins, poisonous snakes, and the goddam KKK. Sherlock Holmes was never Miss Marple. People don’t realize that. I even had a genuine deerstalker cap from London, and tried to practice the deduction techniques that Arthur Conan Doyle described in his stories. I sucked at it. (Okay, maybe all this actually is pathetic.)

But this show is awesome, seriously. Benedict Cumberbatch is a great actor, and is perfect as a younger Holmes transplanted to modern London. He has the look (and height) of the literary character, and a great voice for him. The (fantastic) script for the show can’t lend itself easily to line delivery — lots of exposition and jargon that need to be delivered quickly and naturally, but with enough interest and enthusiasm to arouse interest in the viewer. Cumberbatch is terrific. He doesn’t stumble once. And his rapid line delivery (coupled with a lot of fast directing) keeps the momentum going in a show that can easily get bogged down in jargon and detail. Martin Freeman (is this the same guy playing Bilbo in “The Hobbit?”) as Watson is also perfect as an exasperated, everyman foil.

Again, the writing is damned good. Basically, you’ve got all the magic of the original stories (including countless Easter eggs and homages), combined with a police procedural like “CSI,” with a darker tone that reminded me a little of “24.” (Any show that reminds me of “24” is automatically good.) The plot and character dynamics actually remind me of “The X-Files.” Each episode features ordinary people as minor characters, thrust into a violent mystery. They’re then aided by two protagonists – one with unusual investigative methods, and one a straight-man foil with whom the viewers can identify.

The directing reminded me of Steven Soderbergh, which is also a very good thing.

My only quibbles are almost negligible. One, I do remember the Holmes from the stories as being a reasonably nice guy. (Or at least my teenaged mind read him that way.) He was aloof but ultimately kind. And films like “The Seven Percent Solution” (1976), the amazing “Murder By Decree” (1979), and “Young Sherlock Holmes” (1985) conveyed this well. Here, Holmes actually doesn’t seem terribly nice. He visibly cares nothing for the victims of crimes, and is a “consulting detective” only for the intellectual stimulation. Holmes describes himself as “a high functioning sociopath.” He tells Watson he doesn’t bother with empathy or compassion because they simply don’t help him solve the crime more quickly. Watson calls him on this a few times, in scenes that were meant to bring depth and moral ambiguity to the character.

Well, that’s fine … it seems like good screenwriting. But it does present the writers with a question: if Holmes is truly a sociopath … why is he not Moriarity? I got the sense that if Holmes were questioned, he would probably reveal himself to be a moral nihilist. (It’s possible I read too much into things.) So … why isn’t he a bad guy? Why does Watson even trust him? Why not perpetrate the crimes instead of solving them?

My other quibble is also small – the musical score. Here we have a great example of a dark TV show. And yet … Holmes’ theme throughout the episodes is … a charming little ditty. I think that’s a harpsichord playing. Whatever – it hampers the mood and tone, and I hope they get rid of it for the second season. But it’s not a big deal. I actually found the theme music for “The X-Files” pretty annoying early on, but it never prevented me from enjoying the show.

Quick note – a “season” here is only three episodes, each of which is an hour and a half, so anybody buying the DVD should keep that in mind.

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My review of NBC’s “Revolution”

Blogging some of my past tv reviews from Facebook — this was my lukewarm response to “Revolution.”  

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The pilot of “Revolution” (2012) gets the high-concept sci-fi series off to a really good start — it’s smart, interesting, and it’s got a pretty original premise. (This is not a story about an electromagnetic pulse – the globe loses all electricity because of some other unexplained phenomenon.) I’d give it an 8 out of 10.

There’s a nice amount of pathos and action, including a clever use of a bottle of liquor in the pilot. There’s also some really good special effects depicting a post-apocalyptic world. (I can’t tell what is CGI and what is a matte painting, but it all works.) The script is damned good, including an awesome surprise at the end that I never saw coming, but which makes perfect sense.

Two things worry me about the show’s chances for success. One, the premise is interesting … for a miniseries. Or for one season of a television show. Or for maybe two seasons. After that, can we really remain interested in watching an agrarian society? Wouldn’t it just basically be “Game of Thrones” with a few firearms thrown in and a lot of obsolete machines lying around?

Two, this is a character-centric “soft” science fiction show with an overarching mystery, obviously inspired by the success of “LOST.”. Which is awesome. Except, since “LOST,” shows like that rarely survive long on network television. “V” was deservedly short-lived, as was the superior “Flash-Forward.” Yes, “The Walking Dead” is a big hit, but that’s really more an episodic horror show, and it’s free to do more things because it’s not an a major network. For whatever reasons, programs like “Revolution” just don’t seem to last very long.

By the way – if anyone recognizes the Dad, and can’t remember where they know him from … the actor’s name is Tim Guinee. He played the unfortunate hospital orderly in “Blade” (1998). That was bugging me like crazy until I looked it up.

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A quick review of “The Possession” (2012)

Now THIS was a decent horror movie.  “The Possession” (2012) was a well-directed and capably written yarn about a demon afflicting a divorced family via a cursed box.  It had great acting all around, most notably by the possessed innocent (Natasha Calis) and especially her well meaning father (the talented and likable Jeffrey Dean Morgan).  I’d give it an 8 out of 10.

My quibbles were minor.  This is essentially a Jewish retread of “The Exorcist” (1973), with the Catholic clergyman and demon swapped out for a rabbi and a “dybbuk” (sp?).  If you’ve seen “The Exorcist,” you’ve basically seen this.  There is some CGI-rendered body horror that seemed gimmicky and unneeded.  And I hate movies where divorced families are magically reunited after facing a challenge together.  (Does this ever happen in real life?)

Still, this was a scary flick and a fun watch.  I’d recommend it.

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A quick pan of “Piranha 3DD” (2012).

I could only sit through an hour of Piranha 3DD (2012), despite a sheer cornucopia of bosoms. THAT’S HOW BAD A MOVIE THIS IS.

I’d give it a 0 out of 10, and I actually liked its predecessor, which I thought was a fun B-movie and an homage to 1970’s gimmick monster movies. This … this was just a failed horror movie, in which the filmmakers tried to compensate with a couple of hundred half nude 20-somethings. FAIL.

The movie’s most redeeming quality (in the first hour that I watched) is the presence of David Hasselhoff. He seems to be a genuinely funny guy who is down-to-earth enough to poke fun of himself a little. I think that’s pretty cool. And, yes, per his query in the movie, there actually ARE some people who remember “Knight Rider.”

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A couple of comments on “Paranormal Activity 4” (2012)

Blogging some of my past movie reviews from Facebook.  —–

Sigh. It’s true what they’re saying about “Paranormal Activity 4” (2012). It’s just no good.

It’s a lackluster story devoid of any pacing or tension. I’d give it a 2 out of 10 for one or two scary moments, but that’s it. And I loved the first trilogy. Also, if we simply film Katie Featherston standing still or walking slowly, that’s not scary. It’s adorable, but not scary.

Questions: 1) Why on earth would the family leave their “Wii Kinect” on all the time?

2) Wouldn’t even teenagers see the moral quandary of filming the entire family without their knowledge? What if their parents had sex in the living room or something?

3) What the hell is the bad guys’ master plan? It’s been four feature films already, and I just don’t see them accomplishing much. Seriously, endgame, please.

4) What’s the deal with a boyfriend violently yanking his girlfriend off her bed by her feet? That’s … funny to a teenager?

5) If a ghost is invisible, that means it doesn’t reflect light … except from a Wii Kinect?

6) Is it “Kinect” or “Connect?” Do I think too much about these things?

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A quick review of “Olympus Has Fallen” (2013)

“White House Die Hard …” um, I mean “Olympus Has Fallen” (2013) was actually a really good movie – I’d give it a 9 out of 10.  The action scenes were goddam fantastic – especially the early set piece illustrating in detail how the terrorists gain control of the White House and even its underground bunker.  And it was pretty damned scary, showing scores of grisly civilian deaths.  This is the kind of hard-hitting thriller from which that the increasingly family-friendly “Die Hard” franchise eventually devolved.

I had no idea that conventional armed forces were 15 minutes away from the White House (if what the movie says is correct).  Why can’t the government just rent/lease some of those office buildings and house some tanks and APC’s in there along with troops?

The parallels with Die Hard are many.  There’s even a doomed rooftop helicopter assault, in which the hero tries to warn the authorities of an unseen threat – then nearly falls to his death after combatting the threat.

This was still a damned good movie, though.  I really liked it.

Question – I’m sure they couldn’t have filmed the frontal assault at the entrance to the White House … did they build an identical set and CGI it into a DC background?  I sure as hell couldn’t tell the difference.

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A Review of”The Moth Diaries” (2011)

“The Moth Diaries” (2011) is actually a decent vampire movie. Yes, the protagonists are teenage girls at a boarding school, but this is much more “The X-Files” than it is “Twilight.” It actually reminded me a lot of the fantastic “Let Me In” (2010), the Americanized version of “Let the Right One In” (2008).

Rebecca (capably played by the talented Sarah Bolger) grows concerned when her best friend is seemingly enthralled by the creepy new girl (Lily Cole). Vampire mystery ensues.

This is a really good movie for the first hour and 15 minutes or so, even if the sparing flashback sequences are a little awkward. Regrettably, its chances of being a truly great horror film are foiled by a quick and underwhelming anticlimax, complete with special effects that are about at the same level we would expect from network television. It’s like the screenwriter and director ran out of energy and decided to wrap up the whole shebang so they could grab lunch.

It’s still a fairly good movie, though – I’d give it a 7 out of 10.

Postscript: you know you’ve seen a lot of horror movies when their titles all begin to sound alike: The Moth Diaries, The Mothman Prophecies, The Vampire Diaries, The Zombie Diaries, Diary of the Dead, etc.

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My review of “Looper” (2012)

I am still blogging my past movie reviews on Faceback; this was my somewhat enthusiastic review of “Looper.”  @@@@@

FINALLY.   After a string of misfires, I finally succeeded in bringing home a decent movie from Redbox – “Looper” (2012), a smartly written, high-concept sci-fi thriller in which Joseph Gordon-Levitt is a mob hitman charged with executing a time-traveling older version of himself (Bruce Willis).  This was a decent, thoughtful flick that definitely held my attention – I’d give it an 8 out of 10.

The script and dialogue were great, there were decent special effects, and this was a highly original story — with at least one nightmare-inducing wrinkle that was damn horrifying (such as when one character is cleverly extorted to be at a warehouse within 15 minutes).  Ugh.  The acting all around was decent, charmingly accentuated with makeup effects that really did make Levitt look like a younger Willis.  While Levitt, Willis, Jeff Daniels and Emily Blunt were all really good, the terrific new child actor Pierce Gagnon stole the show – this kid’s voice and facial expressions blew me away.

It isn’t perfect.  This wasn’t the escapist thriller that I was expecting.  It’s downright chatty for a film about mob assassins, and it certainly didn’t feel like a “chase movie.”  Although my attention never wavered, at times I did feel as though it was unexpectedly slow.  It’s also a hard film for which to find anyone to root for — is any character besides Emily Blunt and the prostitute someone who can be considered a “good guy?”  The story fails to render a likeable main character, whether it’s a younger or older version of “Joe.”  I think many filmgoers will start out rooting for Willis – but this ought to change considering the choices he makes in the story.  I found myself rooting for the kid … but this was a character that my friends intensely disliked.  This isn’t a feel-good movie or a fun, futuristic fantasy, like a more cerebral “Total Recall.”  It’s really more of a violent drama than a thriller.

For hard-core sci-fi fans, this movie might also suffer in comparison to that OTHER Bruce Will time-travel tragedy – “12 Monkeys” (1995).  There are similar plot elements and setups, but writer-director Rian Johnson just can’t compete here with the magic of Terry Gilliam.  No one can.  Comparing this movie with “12 Monkeys” is like comparing “Batman” (1989) with the seminal modern Christopher Nolan films.

Then there were the seemingly inevitable plot holes that come with every time travel movie.  I personally thought that the premise was a little shaky – “loopers” are hitmen who actually agree to assassinate future versions of themselves, with the understanding that they can live out a wealthy, 30-year vacation in the intervening years.  So, by definition, this job requires employees who are suicidal, albeit in a delayed fashion.  I kinda think this job would attract only unstable individuals – who probably couldn’t be best trusted with a high-pressure task like assassination.

I also saw this film with a friend who is far brighter than I am, and he easily pointed out other plot holes immediately.  For example, the mob sends assassination victims back in time, because future tracking technology makes it impossible to hide a dead body.  But if the technology exists for TIME TRAVEL, surely sufficient technology should exist to vaporize a body, right?  Moreover, the time machine also seems to work as a transporter – travelers are displaced geographically.  Why not teleport dead bodies out into space, or deep within the earth’s bedrock?  There are additional questions that are even more obvious … why don’t future mobsters travel back in time themselves?  They can easily live like kings with foreknowledge of the stock market or sports gambling.  Even that knucklehead Biff from “Back to the Future Part II” (1989) was able to figure that out.

All in all, though, this was a good movie that is well worth the price of a rental.  I’d really recommend it.

Postscript: if anyone sees this movie and enjoys it, may I also recommend “The X-Files’” own incredibly well done time-travel episode, “Synchrony,” (Season 4, Ep. 19)?  If you enjoy this, you’ll enjoy Mulder and Scully in a similar story.

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My review of “Star Trek” (2009)

I was never as into the “Star Trek” franchise as much as its real fans, but I did enjoy the tv show and films.  And like so many people, I was really disappointed at how the lackluster and continuity-crushing “Star Trek: Nemesis” (2002) seemed to sound the death knell for a franchise that has been around since 1966.

I was happily surprised, the, when I finally got to see J.J. Abrams’ “Star Trek” (2009) in its entirety.  It captured all of the magic of the original series, and updated it with 21st Century special effects, set design and sound editing.  The all-star cast was uniformly good, even if Eric Bana (as Nero) got too little screen time.  It was amazing how Chris Pine and Karl Urban seemed to channel William Shatner and DeForest Kelley, respectively.

One or two things might make viewers scratch their heads …  The coincidence of Kirk’s discovery on the ice planet is pretty mind-boggling.  And why was he exiled there instead of just thrown in the brig? Also, Nero’s doomsday device appears in the skies over Vulcan and Earth.  Does neither planet have the equivalent of an air force?  Why is the Enterprise the only ship in the battle?

Still, this was a really good hard sci-fi flick.  Check it out if you haven’t seen it already.

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Stephen King’s “Joyland”

“Joyland” is a surprisingly average novel by an otherwise amazing novelist.  Its ghost story is actually pretty scary, but it occupies so little of the book that it seems like a brief subplot.  The bulk of the book is a coming-of-age story about its protagonist, with tons and TONS of expository information about “carny” life, work, and culture.  I actually found myself skimming pages that detailed the carny dialect (or “Talk”), or the descriptions of daily work.

The characters of Devin, Tom and Erin were relatable and likeable — Annie and Mike were a little less so.

This book was okay, but I doubt it belongs at the top of anyone’s must-read list.

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