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“NOW IS THE WINTER OF OUR DISCOVFEFE.”

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*Covfefe dooon’t like it …
ROCK the Casbah, ROCK the Casbah!
Covfefe dooon’t like it …
ROCK the Casbah, ROCK the Casbah!

*In best doctor voice: “Okay, now turn your head and covfefe.”

*”Covfefe at me, Bro!!!”

 

Okay, I will stop making these jokes tonight.

I was chatting with Dennis Villelmi today, and I told him the entire situation is stupid on so many levels. The president is stupid for tweeting “covfefe;” WE are stupid for finding it so funny, as though we were a group of junior high school students; the press sounds at least a little stupid for asking about an obvious typo’s “meaning;” Trump’s supporters are stupid for buying into the idea that it was a message in Arabic; Sean Spicer is stupid for trying to pretend that it was … a coded message? To a “small number of people?”

At the same time he’s trying to avoid the implication that Trump or his people are passing information to the Russians?

 

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dStts1kFrNU

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So I’m starting a new trend — the Spicer Selfie Challenge.

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Let’s take this viral.

Just take a selfie hiding in the bushes.

And try to look reeeeeeeeaally pissed — as though your boss had the mind of a five-year-old, and it was your job to present his “positions” to the world on television.

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“Turning and turning in the widening gyre,/ Sean Spicer cannot find the teleprompter …”

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“Turning and turning in the widening gyre,
Sean Spicer cannot find the teleprompter;
Things fall apart; the White House cannot hold;
Pure incompetence is loosed upon the world,
The bungling tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of sanity is drowned;
The best lack all conviction, while the amateurs
Are full of Trumpian intensity.”

— William Butler Jørgen (Jørgen Laursen)

 

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(They’re generally more congenial anyway.)

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When I want an intelligent answer on a national security question, do I trust Sean Spicer?

I’d rather trust the Spice Girls.