Have you guys heard that Chuck Norris is going to cameo as a zombie on “The Walking Dead?!”
He’s credited as “Texas Ranger Walker.”
Oh my GOD. I am SO funny. Thank you in advance for the approbation that will surely follow in the wake of this joke.
[Update:] You know how I am with Chuck puns, people — NORRIS FOR THE WICKED.
Craig Michaud, CC BY 3.0 <https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0>, via Wikimedia Commons