The good folks over at Dead Snakes were kind enough yesterday to feature a haiku I penned. Click the link for “Sideburns Haiku” by Ye Olde Nolan:
“Sideburns Haiku,” by Eric Robert Nolan
Anyway, every time I think of the word “sideburns,” I think of the Tony Travis song of the same name, performed in 1953’s “The Beatniks.” Only Mystery Science Theater 3000 fans will know what I am talking about.

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