Tag Archives: William Shakespeare

“Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow …”

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“The last whisper of your transaction, success is the vow we avow.”

These fake-invoice e-mail scams are really getting poetic.

Not gonna fall for the scam itself, but I just might fall for you, oh Internet trickster.



It’s that time of year, Caesar.

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“Doubt that the stars are fire …”

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Source: Poetry Lovers Facebook page

A plumber friend posted a picture on Facebook of a bathtub he installed.

Friend:  “Nice tub! Just another day in the life of a plumber!”

Me: “Okay, but is that Tub A or Tub B?”

Friend:

Me: “(Tub B or not Tub B — that is the question.)”

Friend:



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It’s a Shakespun.

I keep wanting to refer to Donald Trump’s Florida home as “Mar-Iago.”

But I’m afraid that only theater nerds would get the joke.



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“The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars …”

Men at some time are masters of their fates:
The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars,
But in ourselves, that we are underlings. 

— Cassius, in William Shakespeare’s Julius Caesar (Act 1, Scene 2), 1623

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Photo of the first page of Julius Caesar from a facsimile edition of the First Folio of Shakespeare’s plays, published in 1623

“Life’s but a walking shadow … that struts and frets his hour upon the stage.”

Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life’s but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.

— from William Shakespeare’s “Macbeth”

 

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“Macbeth and Banquo Meeting the Witches on the Heath,” Théodore Chassériau, oil on canvas, 1855

The Roanoke Times features “Friends, Americans, Countrymen.”

I’m happy to share here that The Roanoke Times published “Friends, Americans, Countrymen — Lend Me Your Fears.”  If you follow this blog, you’ll recall that this was my satirical piece aimed at Donald Trump (riffing on Marc Antony’s speech in William Shakespeare’s Julius Caesar).

You can read it online right here.

 

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