“The Joy of Horror Novelizations,” by Grady Hendrix, Litreactor

Here’s a fun article over at Litreactor — thanks to Dagda Publishing for the link:

http://litreactor.com/columns/the-joy-of-horror-novelizations

I actually DO remember reading the novelization of “ET” The Extra-Terrestrial” as a pre-teen … and it DID have a lot of sexual content. The book for “Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom,” as I recall, was quite good.

“Videodrome,” starring that guy who looks like me, NEEDED a novelization so that at least 10 percent of it could be made intelligible.

I almost commented on Dagda’s Facebook wall yesterday that I loved the novelization of “Jaws,” because I am an idjit — of course it was the original Peter Benchley novel.

This is a good article, but it does neglect to mention comic book adaptations of movies — I remember going NUTS for both Marvel Comics’ “Raiders of the Lost Ark” and “Return of the Jedi” in comic book format.  “Raiders” was a nice, thick one-shot — about as long as a DC Comics “Sgt. Rock” annual.  Receiving that from my parents at the age of 12 was like Christmas morning.  “Jedi” was less memorable, and was broken up into four parts — I had more fun with the trading cards.

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I think I’m a day late with this?

(This is the guy who forgets every year when Easter is.)  Have a happy Autumnal Equinox.

Don’t party too hard, lest you start acting Equinoxious.

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“AAAHH!!! FLYING ELVES ARE BACK!!”

As so many people enjoyed the link that I posted yesterday to MST3K’s “Last Clear Chance,” here is second greatest short film ever lampooned by the show.

Enjoy “Hired,” parts one and two.

“Ya got a nice office, Boss.”

Henry Holiday’s “Dante and Beatrice” (1883)

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“One gaze points elsewhere, Prospero …”

One gaze points elsewhere, Prospero,

My compass is my own;

Nostalgic sailors do not know

The waters where Antonio

Sails on and on alone.

—  Antonio, from W. H. Auden’s “The Sea and the Mirror”

I love autocorrect.

My Girl Friday just texted me to express the concern that a friend of ours is “donuting on his own.”

I myself am inclined to respect his privacy.  That thing about going blind is just an old wives’ tale.

“Kill da wabbit, kill da WABBIT …”

Mystery Science Theater 3000’s “Last Clear Chance.”  Arguably the funniest 20 minutes of footage ever recorded.

I demand that you watch this.  Now.

“All right, let’s listen.”  “OKAY, NOW STOP.”

My initial review of “The Signal” (2014) was going to be two sentences:

“WTF did I just watch?  YOUR GUESS IS AS GOOD AS MINE.”

Reflection does suggest a few more things for me to say for this challenging sci-fi thriller, even if I did need a little subsequent help from Wikipedia to understand it.

It is beautifully shot and scored, and has strong performances from all of its actors.  It does just great at establishing mood, and setting up an unsettling mystery.  And it is good, old fashioned, hard-core science fiction.

I DO think it runs a bit long, and has big pacing problems.  Simply put, this film is too slow to be scary.  So it fails as a horror movie or thriller.  There is insufficient exposition about what is going on, even for an intentional “mind-bending” movie in the tradition of films like “12 Monkeys” (1995).  Can we really be scared or affected if we have so little understanding of what is actually happening onscreen?

I STILL have questions.  Why does the facility appear to have technology only from the 1970’s or 1980’s?  Why is one character homicidal?  Why are alarms going off?!

Still, it was interesting, challenging, and lovely to look at.  It’s worth a look, if you want a darker, demanding film that makes you think.

Anyway, there actually is another recent science-fiction thriller entitled “The Signal.”  It was made in 2007, and should please fans of well made formula films like “The Crazies” or “Dawn of the Dead.”  I actually enjoyed that low-budget genre film more than I enjoyed this.

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Paranoid fear of the day —

— that now Uwe Boll will challenge me to a boxing match.

Oh well.  If it happens, then at last I can finally invoke the phrase (and in context!) “Come at me, Bro!”

4-LAN reviews Clive Anthony’s “Wildmind”

There’s another great review by 4-LAN over at his column, “What I Am Reading.”  This time out, it is Clive Antony’s “Wildmind,” which sounds like a hell of a fun mashup of fantasy and classical history.

Thanks for the heads up, 4-LAN!

I know that 4-LAN is a human bibliophile and a talented writer himself.  But if you grew up with R2-D2, KITT, and the HAL-9000, you actually do have fun pretending he is actually a book-reviewing robot, as his moniker suggests, or at least some form of AI.

Here’s the review:

http://thebookmarketingnetwork.com/profiles/blogs/what-i-am-reading-20

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