Yeah, okay, that pales in comparison to my friends who have 400 or more.  But I feel like David Koresh!  Except … nonviolent.  And nonreligious.  And I’m only a BORDERLINE sociopath instead of the full shebang.  Whenever I feel my worse half coming on, I warn those near me with the Taco Bell slogan, lest they be affected when I MAKE A RUN FOR THE BORDER.

Seriously, though, THANKS for reading, guys!  Given that at least 100 people are now “following,” I feel like I should express some sort of coherent ideology here, instead of just horror movie reviews, tips on which comics to read, and my own misguided attempts at portraying myself as among the literati.

So I have resolved to produce a manifesto.  Don’t hold your breath; it might take a while.  But I’ll write it and place it here.  I promise.