They insult my intelligence whenever they ask me to pay $4.00 for a f**king cup of coffee.
I suggest it’s also occasionally too bitter when you buy it from the barista, and it’s always WAY too hot.
I’m far happier with a cup from Dunkin’ Donuts. It tastes better, the large-size cups are bigger, and the tops are better designed so that you can drink them on the go. And if it was good enough for my old man, then it’s good enough for me.
But don’t misunderstand. I am not agreeing with the sanctimonious paranoids boycotting the company because … an absence of reindeer constitutes a “war on Christmas?” Some arguments are so bizarre, I’m too busy scratching my head even to frame a rebuttal. The words “separation of church and state” have never appeared on Starbucks coffee cups. Nor have the words “First Amendment freedoms.” So … is Starbucks also waging a “war on constitutional freedoms?” Should I join the boycott myself, and ally with the angry Christians?
It is said that war makes strange bedfellows, after all.