- Purchase pre-seasoned southern fried catfish at the grocery store.
- Fry.
- Serve.
- Throw out that tartar sauce in your fridge. There is no need sniff-test it. You have never sniff-tested tartar sauce in your fridge and ever, ever found it viable. Ketchup will work just fine, possibly.
- Smother your urgent existential dread into a brief and tenuous silence with a Klondike Bar for dessert. Preferably Brownie Fudge Swirl.
Eric Robert Nolan, Author 