- My newest nickname for Donald Trump is Tweeti Amean, and I’m damned proud of myself.
- I’ve got a lotttta slippers at the foot of my bed, and that’s not code or innuendo or anything.
I’m just weird and old.
Rich in slippers, though — so I got that goin’ for me.
- I really should pull that red wheel barrow out of the rain.
So much depends on it.
- I’ll never again make fun of the ukulele after hearing this woman perform (it was part of my A material for a while):
