• My newest nickname for Donald Trump is Tweeti Amean, and I’m damned proud of myself.

• I’ve got a lotttta slippers at the foot of my bed, and that’s not code or innuendo or anything.

I’m just weird and old.

Rich in slippers, though — so I got that goin’ for me.

• I really should pull that red wheel barrow out of the rain.

So much depends on it.

• I’ll never again make fun of the ukulele after hearing this woman perform (it was part of my A material for a while):