All posts by Eric Robert Nolan

Eric Robert Nolan graduated from Mary Washington College in 1994 with a Bachelor of Science in Psychology. He spent several years a news reporter and editorial writer for the Culpeper Star Exponent in Culpeper, Virginia. His work has also appeared on the front pages of numerous newspapers in Virginia, including The Free Lance – Star and The Daily Progress. Eric entered the field of philanthropy in 1996, as a grant writer for nonprofit healthcare organizations. Eric’s poetry has been featured by Dead Beats Literary Blog, Dagda Publishing, The International War Veterans’ Poetry Archive, and elsewhere. His poetry will also be published by Illumen Magazine in its Spring 2014 issue.

Disturbing “Sesame Street” humor.

The Internet is AWESOME for it.

You could also call this meme “Tickle Me Oppenheimer.”

If this makes you laugh, do treat yourself to the “Bert Is Evil” phenomenon of about ten years back.

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“Midsummer Eve,” Edward Robinson, 1908

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“For what is evil but good tortured by its own hunger and thirst?”

From “On Good and Evil, by Kahlil Gibran

And one of the elders of the city said, “Speak to us of Good and Evil.”

And he answered:

Of the good in you I can speak, but not of the evil.

For what is evil but good tortured by its own hunger and thirst?

Verily when good is hungry it seeks food even in dark caves, and when it thirsts, it drinks even of dead waters.

You are good when you are one with yourself.

Yet when you are not one with yourself you are not evil.

For a divided house is not a den of thieves; it is only a divided house.

And a ship without rudder may wander aimlessly among perilous isles yet sink not to the bottom.

You are good when you strive to give of yourself.

Yet you are not evil when you seek gain for yourself.

For when you strive for gain you are but a root that clings to the earth and sucks at her breast.

Surely the fruit cannot say to the root, “Be like me, ripe and full and ever giving of your abundance.”

For to the fruit giving is a need, as receiving is a need to the root.

You are good when you are fully awake in your speech,

Yet you are not evil when you sleep while your tongue staggers without purpose.

And even stumbling speech may strengthen a weak tongue.

You are good when you walk to your goal firmly and with bold steps.

Yet you are not evil when you go thither limping.

Even those who limp go not backward.

But you who are strong and swift, see that you do not limp before the lame, deeming it kindness.

You are good in countless ways, and you are not evil when you are not good,

You are only loitering and sluggard.

Pity that the stags cannot teach swiftness to the turtles.

In your longing for your giant self lies your goodness: and that longing is in all of you.

But in some of you that longing is a torrent rushing with might to the sea, carrying the secrets of the hillsides and the songs of the forest.

And in others it is a flat stream that loses itself in angles and bends and lingers before it reaches the shore.

But let not him who longs much say to him who longs little, “Wherefore are you slow and halting?”

For the truly good ask not the naked, “Where is your garment?” nor the houseless, “What has befallen your house?”

 

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“Odin and Fenris,” Dorothy Hardy, 1909

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“What Donald Trump was up to while John McCain was a prisoner of war,” Washington Post, 7/20/15

“On Oct. 25, 1967, [John] McCain had destroyed two enemy MiG fighter planes parked on a runway outside Hanoi. He begged to go out the next day, too.  But as he flew into Hanoi again on Oct. 26, his jet’s warning lights began to flash.”

What Donald Trump was up to while John McCain was a prisoner of war

“The Punishment of Loki,” by James Doyle Penrose, R.H.A. (1862-1932)

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Photo credit:  “The Punishment Of Loki” by James Doyle Penrose – http://www.sacred-texts.com/neu/tml/tml00.htm#img_frontScan from the book Teutonic Myth and Legend: An Introduction to the Eddas & Sagas, Beowulf, The Nibelungenlied, etc. Author: Donald A. Mackenzie. London: Gresham Publications, 1912?Scanned at sacred-texts.com, October 2003. J. B. Hare, redactor.. Licensed under Public Domain via Wikimedia Commons.

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Donald Trump should buy real estate in Europe.

AND THEN GO LIVE THERE.

Pictured below is United States Senator John McCain’s flight suit, displayed at the Hanoi Hilton in Vietnam, December 2010.

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Photo credit: Esemono (Own work) [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons.

No. The OTHER “Frozen!!” And the other “Unknown,” damn it!!!

Dear Hollywood … please stop stealing titles for new blockbusters from superior low-budget independent films!

Thanks.

— Eric Robert Nerdlan

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Frank Stick’s “A Viking Mother,” 1929

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