Dude discussing ninja movies on a Gen X Facebook page: “I’m just wondering where all the ninjas went after 1993.”
Me: “Oh, they’re still there. YOU JUST CAN’T SEE THEM.”
I don’t own ANY dresses.
Seriously, though — I actually stood there for a second pondering what sort of sort of slovenly dresses women had worn in order to prompt management to make the rule. (Was it a wild Saturday night?) Because I am slow on the uptake.
Source: Philosophaire21 on Facebook
Outside the Virginia Theater in Champaign, IL. Photo by “Bordwall,” 2015.
