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“Dancers from the iron sky.”

“At last, as the gray November afternoon tightens down toward an early anvil-colored dusk, he bounds into the kitchen, snatches the Volare’s keys from the peg by the door, and almost runs toward the car.  He drives toward Portland fast, smiling, and he does not slow when the season’s first snow skirls into the beams of his headlights, dancers from the iron sky.”

— from Stephen King’s “Cycle of the Werewolf”

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Life is not a dress rehearsal.

 

“I just drew a banana that became a boat …”

“Often when I want to work but have nothing specific in mind, I’ll start with a familiar object, begin to draw it, and see what emerges.  I just drew a banana that became a boat (maybe you saw?).  It strikes me as a good diversion to start making a children’s story.  I don’t know the first thing about children, so my story is going to be the one I wanted to see and hear as a child but never did.”

— From “The Golden Mean,” by Nick Bantock

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From The Random House Group, via Facebook.

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Frank Miller makes an Edgar Allan Poe reference, I get it 22 years later.

So I’m quoting classic 80’s comic books to friends yesterday, because that is precisely what a healthy, well rounded 41-year-old does.

I googled a page-shot for Bruce Wayne’s iconic “Yes, Father,” pledge, and it FINALLY occurred to me that Frank Miller’s “Batman: Year One” contains a parallel to Edgar Allan Poe’s “The Raven.”

The bat flies through the window and perches on Thomas Wayne’s bust; the raven flies through the window to perch on the “pallid bust of Pallas.”

If memory serves, I first read “Year One” in 1992.  And I just got that.

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Daniel Keyes passes away at age 86. (UK Guardian)

“Flowers for Algernon” is a wonderful book, and is short and quite easy to read.

The film adaptation with a terrific performance by Cliff Robertson is also an old favorite of mine.

http://www.theguardian.com/books/booksblog/2014/jun/18/flowers-for-algernon-genius-daniel-keyes

Toby Barlow’s “Sharp Teeth”

As you might have gathered from previous blog posts, I really loved the free-verse narrative of Toby Barlow’s award winning “Sharp Teeth.”  (Thank you, Super Smart Art Girl, for lending it to me.)

This isn’t exactly a werewolf novel.  Am I a horror-hound-pedant if I point out that the monsters depicted are … weredogs?  (I actually do get annoyed when Internet commentators get too upset when the infected from “28 Days Later” are referred to as “zombies.”  Big deal.)

This is a great horror read, whether you enjoy poetry or not.  Barlow does something both creative and effective — he employs poetry to perfectly capture the fluid, stream-of-consciousness thought processes of his characters.  It works.  Think about it — do we think in complete sentences, or are thoughts more like images, phrases and feelings?

And it’s a first-rate horror yarn.  We’ve got packs of weredogs vying for control, both within their own ranks and throughout Los Angeles’ crime scene.

Barlow does a great job juggling multiple points of view, and crafting a really decent horror story.   The most ambitious plan concocted by a weredog alpha is actually pretty scary.  So, too, is a She-dog’s intimidation of a former oppressor.

Casting the main human protagonist as dogcatcher (really!) was darkly humorous.  We even have a satisfying, if brief, explanation for the monsters’ origins that totally works.

And the best part of the book is … a little hard for me to describe.  Barlow seems to perfectly capture the clanlike or packlike mentality of the weredog villains and anti-heroes.  You actually can feel for them, because he captures their feelings and point of view so capably.

The poetry itself is often quite beautiful.

This is a great read that I cheerfully recommend.

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I am thinking of renaming this website. Whaddya think of these?

1)  Portrait of the Artist as a Jung Man

2)  The Po’ Man’s Poe

3)  Pay No Attention to the Nerd Behind the Curtain

4)  All Auden, All the Time

5)  Eric Robert Nolan: Sleep With Me and I’ll Write a Poem About It

6)  The Boy Who Cried Wolf

7)   Eric Robert Nolan: Slow In Writing Sequels

8)  The Poetry of Andy Kaufman (I’m Still Alive and This Is My Nom de Plume)

9)  Nolan Country For Old Men

10)  Nolan Ventured, Nolan Gained

11)   Eric Nolan: Preternaturally Garrulous (I’ve been told that I overuse both words.)

12)  The Writing of Eric Nolan: More Wolves and Birds than a God Damn National Forest

13)  Wait … That Guy Who’s Always On Facebook ALSO HAS A BLOG?!

14)  Just Say Nolan

15)  That 90’s Guy

16)  British People Are Mean To Me

17)  Nerdiopathy

18)  I Know Why The Caged Nerd Sings

 

 

The “Under the Dome” tv show is in its second season?

And we’ve yet to see a feature film or television series for Stephen King’s stunning, seminal “The Dark Tower” series?

“Under the Dome” is precisely my least favorite Stephen King novel.  And I have read “Dreamcatcher” (which was quite good in places) and the somewhat-too-disturbing novella, “Rage.”

What’s next?  A TV series based on Tom Clancy’s “Teeth of the Tiger?”

Sorry for being cranky today — this cold is kicking my @$$.

They need to make a “Gunslinger” film, at the very least, and have it star Clint Eastwood.  I don’t care about his age, and we’ll forgive his chiding of invisible presidents.  He simply IS Roland Deschain.

“The Lass of Cessnock Banks,” by Robert Burns

“The Lass Of Cessnock Banks”

On Cessnock banks a lassie dwells;

Could I describe her shape and mein;
Our lasses a’ she far excels,
An’ she has twa sparkling roguish een.

She’s sweeter than the morning dawn,
When rising Phoebus first is seen,
And dew-drops twinkle o’er the lawn;
An’ she has twa sparkling roguish een.

She’s stately like yon youthful ash,
That grows the cowslip braes between,
And drinks the stream with vigour fresh;
An’ she has twa sparkling roguish een.

She’s spotless like the flow’ring thorn,
With flow’rs so white and leaves so green,
When purest in the dewy morn;
An’ she has twa sparkling roguish een.

Her looks are like the vernal May,
When ev’ning Phoebus shines serene,
While birds rejoice on every spray;
An’ she has twa sparkling roguish een.

Her hair is like the curling mist,
That climbs the mountain-sides at e’en,
When flow’r-reviving rains are past;
An’ she has twa sparkling roguish een.

Her forehead’s like the show’ry bow,
When gleaming sunbeams intervene
And gild the distant mountain’s brow;
An’ she has twa sparkling roguish een.

Her cheeks are like yon crimson gem,
The pride of all the flowery scene,
Just opening on its thorny stem;
An’ she has twa sparkling roguish een.

Her bosom’s like the nightly snow,
When pale the morning rises keen,
While hid the murm’ring streamlets flow;
An’ she has twa sparkling roguish een.

Her lips are like yon cherries ripe,
That sunny walls from Boreas screen;
They tempt the taste and charm the sight;
An’ she has twa sparkling roguish een.

Her teeth are like a flock of sheep,
With fleeces newly washen clean,
That slowly mount the rising steep;
An’ she has twa sparkling roguish een.

Her breath is like the fragrant breeze,
That gently stirs the blossom’d bean,
When Phoebus sinks behind the seas;
An’ she has twa sparkling roguish een.

Her voice is like the ev’ning thrush,
That sings on Cessnock banks unseen,
While his mate sits nestling in the bush;
An’ she has twa sparkling roguish een.

But it’s not her air, her form, her face,
Tho’ matching beauty’s fabled queen;
‘Tis the mind that shines in ev’ry grace,
An’ chiefly in her roguish een.

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Thanks to Burns Country for the text:  http://www.robertburns.org/works/12.shtml

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