A very short review of “Squid Game” (2021)

Capping off the Halloween watchlist this year was Hwang Dong-hyuk’s “Squid Game” (2021) which was (mostly) worth the hype.  Don’t be discouraged by its campy visuals or its familiar premise.  (Deathtrap game shows have been with us since at least the 1987 adaptation of Stephen King’s “The Running Man.”)  This miniseries is truly good enough to be bingeworthy.

After a bit a slow start, there are visceral, inventive action-horror sequences and surprisingly effective character development.  There’s some good acting too — most notably by Yeong-su Oh, as an ostensibly disadvantaged older contestant in the miniseries’ eponymous contest.

The “twists” and “layers” you might have heard about might be a bit overhyped.  I predicted most of the big reveals, and I am no goddam Copernicus.  (Ask anyone.)  I actually wasn’t happy with the final reveal — I thought the story was stronger without it.

But “Squid Game” shines nonetheless, because it expertly capitalizes on the heartrending human drama that its premise allows for.  It’s an unflinching (and occasionally touching) snapshot of its creators’ view of human nature — and that’s why it’s a superior horror thriller.



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Night Train!!

No, I’m not talking about the truly abominable malt liquor.

I’m talking about an actual night train in Roanoke, Virginia.



This James Woods Halloween costume is working out great!

No one even can tell that it’s me.  It was worth every penny.



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UPDATE!!  There is a new costume!!  I am now celebrating All Hallows Eve as Jason-Voorhees-Becomes-Nerdy-Middle-Aged-Writer!

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“Night on Mill Mountain?”

I thought this Campbell Avenue storefront display was pretty cute.  What you see is a gargoyle overlooking one of those quaint ceramic villages.  (Sorry for the terrible picture … there were reflections in that glass.)

I don’t know if this diorama is an intentional reference to the “Night on Bald Mountain” sequence  in Walt Disney’s “Fantasia” (1940), but that’s what it makes me think of.  It would make it a really clever homemade Halloween decoration.



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Cover to “Breezy Stories,” Enoch Bolles, November 1935

C.H. Young Publishing.

Happy Halloween!!!  Whether you are tricking or treating, be cool and be safe.  And everyone remember to give only rocks to that Charlie Brown kid when he comes to the door.

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“Dune! Sweet.”

Have you guys heard that Ashton Kutcher is going to be starring in the “Dune” sequel?

They’re going to call it “Dune: Where’s My Car?”



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Mountain sunset rhyming couplet:

An Elysium in distant silver meets with silent skies of slate.

The burning tin of winter sun will dim as day abates.

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Photo credit: Harry Cathunter, CC0, via Wikimedia Commons

Everyone’s a critic. Even me.

If you happen to dig my movie reviews, you can find plenty more here over at the Internet Movie Database.



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A review of “Dracula” (1931)

So I finally saw the entirety of “Dracula” (1931) last night, after being alive on this planet for nearly half a century.  The iconic image of Bela Lugosi was something I’d grown up with in the 1980’s … most boys back then hadn’t actually seen the  original Universal Pictures movie from 50 years’ prior (and of course we hadn’t read Bram Stoker’s 1897 novel), but everyone knew who Dracula was.  The character still saturated popular culture via everything from toys to comic books to cartoons to breakfast cereals to countless emulations in contemporary movies.  You weren’t a boy in the 1980’s if you didn’t dress proudly as Dracula at least once for Halloween.

But … despite it being such a cultural touchstone, this 1931 film might have been overhyped.  That’s just my humble opinion, and I do realize it might get me in trouble with horror fans — or even just film buffs in general.  I personally found Lugosi’s performance underwhelming.  Look — I understand that he looked and sounded the part, especially with his height of  6’1, and his unique and intimidating stare.  But he was a pretty staid and even low-energy actor, at least here, I think.  For me, he was quickly overshadowed by the wide-eyed Dwight Frye, in his supporting role as the manic, psychopathic Renfield.  Frye was an expressive physical actor, and he looked and sounded absolutely nuts.  That man could be genuinely scary, if this story was presented in a  more natural fashion.

Which brings me to my overall concern about the movie — it has a slow pace and a stationary feel to it that are unfortunately derived from its immediate source material — the film was adapted from a 1924 stage play adaptation of Stoker’s book.  The book, in contrast, was actually an epic journey, with imperiled characters with lots of agency who reacted quite energetically against its title antagonist.

The difference here is most painfully obvious with a clipped, seemingly bowdlerized anti-climax, where Dracula is killed offscreen.  When he’s finally (SPOILER WARNING) staked through the heart, we don’t see it.  Instead, we’re treated to a clumsy reaction shot by David Manners, in his milquetoast turn as Jonathan Harker.  It’s awkwardly staged.  It even feels as though the scene could have been added in post-production, after Van Helsing’s dispatch of the monster was deemed too much for audiences.  (Van Helsing himself is played with admirable gravitas by Edward Van Sloan.)  It’s weird that so little thought appears to have gone into this denouement, given the detail that seems to have gone into things like the movie’s great sets.

If you want to see a truly impressive antique Dracula movie, I’d recommend the unauthorized (but far superior) adaptation of the famous book — F. W. Murnau’s “Nosferatu: ein Symphonie des Grauens” (1922).  Even that historic film can be divisive, though.  People like me find it delightfully creepy, while others describe it as flat-out boring.

Oh, well.  I still enjoyed “Dracula.”  It’s moody and lavish to look at, even in black and white.  You can tell that the filmmakers took it seriously — it’s nicely atmospheric, when it isn’t being pulled down by ham-handed comic relief or (sigh) terrible bat puppetry.  (They should have known even in 1931 to omit the effect altogether).  Sloan’s performance kind of redeems it as a serious horror film, and Frye really shines.  (Among other things, he’d go on to become an even more infamous horror henchman later that same year.  He was none other than Fritz, the doctor’s hunchbacked assistant, in Universal’s “Frankenstein.”)

“Dracula” can be a lot of fun.  It will help you enjoy it if you watch it after dark, if your hopes aren’t too high for being scared, and if you’re curious about what Depression-era audiences might have found frightening.  You might really find it interesting if you’re a serious fan of the genre.  What I’d suggest is a double-feature, with this movie followed by a no-holds-barred modern vampire movie like “30 Days of Night” (2007) for a point of comparison.  That could be an interesting vibe for the night.


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Festis the Pumpkin sez hello.

The little one is Avery.

[Update — tragedy strikes!  Festis, who has visited my house since 2014 or so, finally saw his green light go out just moments after this photo was taken!  He had a good run.  Rest in peace, Festis!]

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