Tom Hiddleston reads Sonnet 130, by William Shakespeare

What an incredible reading — his articulation is so relaxed and clear.  I wish I could speak this way.  Loki’s got game.

 

Poster for “Belle of the Nineties” (1934)

Paramount Pictures.

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A short review of “The Cloverfield Paradox” (2018)

As you may have heard, there were two major surprises connected with “The Cloverfield Paradox” (2018).  The first was its surprise release via Netflix on Sunday immediately after the Super Bowl.  The second was the surprise that it was a truly mediocre movie.  I can’t actually recommend “The Cloverfield Paradox,” and I’d rate it a 4 out of 10.

It’s a mess.  It’s crowded with too many characters, cluttered with too many plot points, and seems like at least three movies crammed into one.  The writing is lackluster — and characters appear to have minimal reactions to things that should astound and terrify them.  Much of my enjoyment was hampered by a bizarre and inexplicable plot point. (What was the deal with one crew member’s arm?)  And my mind was wandering toward the end.

What’s sad is this — hidden within the film is the germ of a vastly better movie.  Consider the plights faced by the characters played by Gugu Mbatha-Raw and Elizabeth Debicki, and the interaction between them.  (I’m keeping things intentionally vague here to avoid spoilers.)  How much better would this movie be if it was strictly about that subplot alone?  With some skilled screenwriting, it could have been a beautifully tragic soft-sci-fi drama — and it wouldn’t require much in the way of special effects either.  Both actresses were damned terrific here.  Given a proper script and a feature-length exploration, they could have given us a new sci-fi classic.  Oh, well — file this movie under “missed opportunities.”

One more thing — this actually does connect with the previous “Cloverfield” films, albeit in a surprising way.  It’s a result of the unusual story device that’s emphasized in the movie’s second half, and it’s pretty neat.  This is one of the things the movie gets right … if you’re still confused after the film is over, then google an explanation of it, as I did.

 

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Editorial cartoon depicting Richard Nixon and the GOP, by Herblock, 1974

The macro below originated on Reddit, I think — but I can’t verify that this cartoon was published in The New Yorker.  The cartoonist, Herblock (Herbert Block), was actually a legendary cartoonist who worked for The Washington Post for most of his life.

 

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Throwback Thursday: “Get your stinkin’ paws off me, you damned dirty ape!!!”

“Planet of the Apes” (1968) is a half century old; today is the 50th anniversary of the film’s premiere at the Capitol Theater in Manhattan.  (Thanks to Blog Correspondent Pete Harrison for pointing out the date for us.)  The movie’s original trailer is below.  I actually learned something new looking for it — Rod Serling co-wrote the screenplay.  (I wasn’t aware of that, but it makes sense.)

I’ve already written at length about how the “Planet of the Apes” franchise was a part of my childhood.  (No, I wasn’t alive in 1968, but these films were broadcast periodically on television in the late 70’s and early 80’s.)  So I won’t blather on yet again about it.

But I will say that the iconic line of dialogue you see in the above headline made a pretty big impression on me as a kid.  (And Charlton Heston’s delivery of it was unforgettable.)  When I was in the second or third grade,  I once growled that line at a girl at recess who kept poking me and smacking me on the head.  She was really taken aback by it.

 

“The Reluctant Bride,” Auguste Toulmouche, 1866

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Flannery O’Connor reads “A Good Man is Hard to Find,” 1959

Now here is an interesting find.  It’s a 1959 audio recording of Flannery O’Connor reading her (quite disturbing) short story, “A Good Man Is Hard to Find.”

 

Poster for “All the President’s Men,” 1976

Warner Bros.

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That damned fine Super Bowl ad for “Westworld” Season 2

As if I weren’t eager enough for “Westworld’s” return on April 22, Sunday’s ad during the Super Bowl was high art.  That music you hear is Kanye West’s “Runaway,” given “Westworld’s” trademark piano treatment.

I actually don’t care much for the longer trailer that follows it, which I now know was released previously.  It feels disconnected, and that song is positively grating.

 

Monday Punisher Selfie because I am nine.

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