“The Unknown,” from Edgar Lee Masters’ “Spoon River Anthology”

“The Unknown”

—  from Edgar Lee Masters’ “Spoon River Anthology”

YE aspiring ones, listen to the story of the unknown
Who lies here with no stone to mark the place.
As a boy reckless and wanton,
Wandering with gun in hand through the forest
Near the mansion of Aaron Hatfield,
I shot a hawk perched on the top
Of a dead tree. He fell with guttural cry
At my feet, his wing broken.
Then I put him in a cage
Where he lived many days cawing angrily at me
When I offered him food.
Daily I search the realms of Hades
For the soul of the hawk,
That I may offer him the friendship
Of one whom life wounded and caged.


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“Bern, Baby, Bern.”

I swear I promise to vote for Bernie Sanders if his campaign will adopt “Bern, Baby, Bern!” as its official slogan.  Or, at least, play Blue Oyster Cult’s “I’m Burnin’ for You” at his victory celebration if he is elected.

When the Republicans cited “We Built This!” as the theme for their last national convention, I promised a friend of mine who is a firm Republican that I would vote for them if they played Jefferson Starship’s “We Built This City.”  (I also asked for Sarah Palin’s phone number.)  He never got back to me.

Do better, Democrats.

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Me. With my fly open. Go ahead and laugh.

This photograph is 25 years old, so I figure I’ll survive the ignominy of people seeing me (apparently) with my fly open.  (I actually am inclined to think that is just my shirt corner sticking up past my belt, but whatever.)

It’s partly water under the bridge anyway, as Mary Washington College alumna Anna Martin has already posted this on Facebook.  (Thanks, Pal.)  Anna is the pretty lass at right in the photo.  The camera used here actually had no flash — that’s Anna’s smile lighting up the place.

I’ve mentioned the 1990 MWC Theater Department’s production of Edgar Lee Masters’ “Spoon River Anthology” here at the blog before; Anna and I are in costume.  And this is after dark in the Amphiteater.  I am HOPING that my fly is zipped.  If it isn’t, then I am HOPING that this is not just after a performance.

The play was actually a student director project — our capable leader was a really cool African-American girl named Tonya.  I don’t remember Tonya’s last name.  She would have been a senior, I think, which would make her Class of 1991.  One of our co-stars was named John-Eric.  I believe he was Class of 1994, with Anna and me.  If any alums read this and know Tonya or John-Eric, please pass along this link and see if they remember.

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Konstantin Trutovsky’s “Missing In Action In The Snowstorm,” 1887

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A very short review of “Cockneys vs. Zombies” (2012).

“Cockneys vs. Zombies” (2012) began with such promise — with cool, funny characters; capable comedic actors; an attempt at a decent story; and dry, witty British dialogue.  It looked like it could be a cool unauthorized companion film to “Shaun of the Dead” (2004).

Sadly, then, it didn’t pan out.  The offbeat, character-driven banter gave way to a lot of slapstick that didn’t really work for me.  And problems with pacing and tension prevented this from being an effective horror film.

I’d give this a 4 out of 10.  Oh well.

I have two questions after this film about British slang, with which I try to stay current.  (What can I say?  Some great horror movies come out of Britain.  I love it when Frank tells the crow in “28 Days Later” to “get out of it.”)

  1.  When someone gets mad at another, they call him a … mop-head?  Moppet?  Muppet?  They always say that word so fast.
  2.  If somebody says something stupid, you call them a “plum?”
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We’re all friends here! :-)

Okay, so political discussions are heating up after the Republican debate.  And it’s going to get progressively more intense as the presidential election approaches.

Let’s try to not make it personal, to minimize or eliminate any acrimony, and to remember that we all interact on Facebook and the blogosphere because we’re all FRIENDS, okay?  No joke – if I see any “unfriending” resulting from political arguments, I’m going to be disappointed.

Let’s remember what T.J. said about this sort of thing:

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550 Atari 2600 Games! Online! For Free!

Now here is a gem, courtesy of my boy Frank — Virtual Atari, where you can play (most of) your 80’s favorites right online, using your keyboard!

http://www.virtualatari.org/

The games available number at 550, and that’s pretty damned impressive, if you ask me.  There are so many that the list includes even the most questionably inspired games.  We’ve got “cartridges” for games like “Crazy Valet,” “Save the Whales” and the truly befuddling unauthorized German game, “Snail Against Squirrel.”  (Do such melees occur in real life?  I can only imagine that they would play out rather quickly.)

It’s Sunday!!  Have fun!!

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“Take your greatest fear, your most paranoid suspicion …”

“Add your darkest nightmare, and multiply them by *X!*”

This terrific 1998 trailer for (the equally terrific) “The X Files: Fight the Future” is actually bittersweet for me.

It reminds me of how great the show was in its heydey — during its middle seasons when storylines were mostly coherent and rarely redundant.

This was before the show “jumped the shark” in its broadly criticized last seasons.  Most fans point to the penultimate Season 8, and David Duchovny’s departure, as the point where the show’s quality deteriorated.  I’d point to the final Season 9 and its lamentably poor writing as the point where it really suffered.

Let’s hope the revival (Season 10? the miniseries?) brings back the magic of Seasons 2 through 7.

Georg Kolderer’s “Augsburg Monstrum Koelderer,” 1989

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Photo credit:  “Augsburg monstrum koelderer” by Georg Kölderer – Bernd Roeck, Eine Stadt in Krieg und Frieden, Bd. 1, 1989, S. 37. Licensed under Public Domain via Wikimedia Commons.

“A terror shakes my tree, A flock of words fly out …”

A terror shakes my tree,
A flock of words fly out,
Whereat a laughter shakes
The busy and devout.

Wild images, come down
Out of your freezing sky,
That I, like shorter men,
May get my joke and die.

— Selection from “Trinculo,” from W. H. Auden’s “The Sea and the Mirror”

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Photo credit: By Tomwsulcer (Own work) [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons.

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