You know what, Math?! F@‪#‎K‬ YOU TOO.

I m going to be up all night thinking about this video.

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What’s in a name?

I have been enlisted by my friend Maryanne to find a cool and original name for her new puppy — something with Gaelic, Latin or folklore origins.

I blanked out, but my writer friends came through with flying colors.

Finder-Of-Good-Things Wednesday Lee Friday passed along to me this website, which she said was indispensable for writers.  And, MAN is it cool!  Check it out:

http://www.behindthename.com/

Thanks, Wednesday!

I NEED READING GLASSES.

A friend of mine sent me a note saying she’d be busy today because her children had a “day full of recitals.”

I at first read “a day full of rectals,” and concluded she was being entirely overscrupulous where her children’s health is concerned.

I NEED READING GLASSES.

“Dancers from the iron sky.”

“At last, as the gray November afternoon tightens down toward an early anvil-colored dusk, he bounds into the kitchen, snatches the Volare’s keys from the peg by the door, and almost runs toward the car.  He drives toward Portland fast, smiling, and he does not slow when the season’s first snow skirls into the beams of his headlights, dancers from the iron sky.”

— from Stephen King’s “Cycle of the Werewolf”

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Life is not a dress rehearsal.

 

“I just drew a banana that became a boat …”

“Often when I want to work but have nothing specific in mind, I’ll start with a familiar object, begin to draw it, and see what emerges.  I just drew a banana that became a boat (maybe you saw?).  It strikes me as a good diversion to start making a children’s story.  I don’t know the first thing about children, so my story is going to be the one I wanted to see and hear as a child but never did.”

— From “The Golden Mean,” by Nick Bantock

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From The Random House Group, via Facebook.

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Frank Miller makes an Edgar Allan Poe reference, I get it 22 years later.

So I’m quoting classic 80’s comic books to friends yesterday, because that is precisely what a healthy, well rounded 41-year-old does.

I googled a page-shot for Bruce Wayne’s iconic “Yes, Father,” pledge, and it FINALLY occurred to me that Frank Miller’s “Batman: Year One” contains a parallel to Edgar Allan Poe’s “The Raven.”

The bat flies through the window and perches on Thomas Wayne’s bust; the raven flies through the window to perch on the “pallid bust of Pallas.”

If memory serves, I first read “Year One” in 1992.  And I just got that.

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Daniel Keyes passes away at age 86. (UK Guardian)

“Flowers for Algernon” is a wonderful book, and is short and quite easy to read.

The film adaptation with a terrific performance by Cliff Robertson is also an old favorite of mine.

http://www.theguardian.com/books/booksblog/2014/jun/18/flowers-for-algernon-genius-daniel-keyes

Toby Barlow’s “Sharp Teeth”

As you might have gathered from previous blog posts, I really loved the free-verse narrative of Toby Barlow’s award winning “Sharp Teeth.”  (Thank you, Super Smart Art Girl, for lending it to me.)

This isn’t exactly a werewolf novel.  Am I a horror-hound-pedant if I point out that the monsters depicted are … weredogs?  (I actually do get annoyed when Internet commentators get too upset when the infected from “28 Days Later” are referred to as “zombies.”  Big deal.)

This is a great horror read, whether you enjoy poetry or not.  Barlow does something both creative and effective — he employs poetry to perfectly capture the fluid, stream-of-consciousness thought processes of his characters.  It works.  Think about it — do we think in complete sentences, or are thoughts more like images, phrases and feelings?

And it’s a first-rate horror yarn.  We’ve got packs of weredogs vying for control, both within their own ranks and throughout Los Angeles’ crime scene.

Barlow does a great job juggling multiple points of view, and crafting a really decent horror story.   The most ambitious plan concocted by a weredog alpha is actually pretty scary.  So, too, is a She-dog’s intimidation of a former oppressor.

Casting the main human protagonist as dogcatcher (really!) was darkly humorous.  We even have a satisfying, if brief, explanation for the monsters’ origins that totally works.

And the best part of the book is … a little hard for me to describe.  Barlow seems to perfectly capture the clanlike or packlike mentality of the weredog villains and anti-heroes.  You actually can feel for them, because he captures their feelings and point of view so capably.

The poetry itself is often quite beautiful.

This is a great read that I cheerfully recommend.

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