I want flappers, dammit.

via The Other 98%

Here’s the thing about a healthy diet — you avoid greasy foods.

But then when you DO treat yourself to a precious cheeseburger, you feel like you just drank an oil-slick milkshake with a chaser of cooking spray.

Update — ET TU, CHEESEBURGER?!

I’ve finally met a woman whose puns are as every bit as bad as mine are. Now I want to run away with her to Maine.

I want to make her my Maine Squeeze.

Or my sole mate.

Oh golden, sunlit, dazzling day
When you find out that your friend’s okay!  😉  🙂

Photo credit: Harry Popoff, CC BY 2.0 <https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0&gt;, via Wikimedia Commons