Barillaaaaaaaa! I made Farfalle from Barillllaaaaaaaaa!!
And then I stuffed my face
because this pasta tastes
so goooooooooooood!!!!
* — to be sung to the tune of “Maria” from “West Side Story”
Tag Archives: Eric Robert Nolan
And we still haven’t gotten any flappers yet.
THIS GILDED AGE.
More evidence that Slim Jims are a superfood — the box doubles as a handy pen holder.
I feel frikkin’ GROSS.
Here’s the thing about a healthy diet — you avoid greasy foods.
But then when you DO treat yourself to a precious cheeseburger, you feel like you just drank an oil-slick milkshake with a chaser of cooking spray.
Update — ET TU, CHEESEBURGER?!
I had a haiku included on the Dead Letter Radio podcast!
I’m so happy to have a haiku of mine featured today on Episode 47 the Dead Letter Radio podcast. (This is a short, special episode dedicated to haiku; it features examples of the short form from more than 30 writers.)
Mine is an untitled haiku about a bleak night this past February; you can hear it at the 9:08 mark right here.
Thanks again to host Taize Jones!
When your Love loves puns.
I’ve finally met a woman whose puns are as every bit as bad as mine are. Now I want to run away with her to Maine.
I want to make her my Maine Squeeze.
Or my sole mate.
It’s 2/22/2022.
If you know me at all, then you know I have to post a picture of Harvey Dent (“Two-Face”) on my blog and social media.
Cover to “Batman: Two-Face,” Brian Stelfreeze, 1995. DC Comics.
“Quiet White Dog Short Poem,” by Eric Robert Nolan
A tottering nocturnal poppy,
its tail is a plume that moves between tombstones —
as white as them,
as white as the moon ,
and as noiseless as either,
the night’s silent, snowy, swaying bloom —
quiet white dog in a mountain graveyard.
(c) Eric Robert Nolan 2022
Photo credit: Olliebailie, CC BY-SA 4.0 <https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0>, via Wikimedia Commons
The Positive Prognosis Rhyming Couplet:
Oh golden, sunlit, dazzling day
When you find out that your friend’s okay! 😉 🙂
Photo credit: Harry Popoff, CC BY 2.0 <https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0>, via Wikimedia Commons
