Tag Archives: humor

Dress for the job you want?

Shared with me by a BritBud.

(When I employ the term “BritBud,” I do mean one of my British friends … not a friend at Britannica, though that would be very cool.)



I don’t want to get too Frank with you …

Standing by the side of the road, and a raven leaves its perch on the power lines to overfly me.

If you are a fan of “28 Days Later” (2002), then you know that this is a setup for a BAD situation.



Wish me luck!!

Today I have to go back to the same store where I keep leaving my grocery bags at the counter.  (There is an alarming paucity of Little Debbie Snack Cakes in my home.)

Keep your fingers crossed that I don’t embarrass myself again.  I need to walk out with ALL my bag, so that a polite young person doesn’t have to chase me.



 

No Neos is good Neos.

How do I make the same embarrassing mistake at the same store one week later?  (You guessed it — I left one of my packages at the counter again, and the poor, beleaguered, young cashier had to run out after the confused old guy with it.)

It’s like a humiliating glitch in The Matrix.



 

Ever just be really disappointed by a pair of reading glasses?

#NerdWorldProblems



 

I cc what you did there.

This meme appeals soooooooooo much to this former psych major.

People say I’m paranoid.

(Those people are out to get me.)



 

Today’s portmanteau:

Silly + brilliant = Silliant



 

“I’d buy that for a dollar.”

Kudos to anyone who gets the headline’s reference to an awesome 80’s movie.