Shared with me by a BritBud.
(When I employ the term “BritBud,” I do mean one of my British friends … not a friend at Britannica, though that would be very cool.)
Standing by the side of the road, and a raven leaves its perch on the power lines to overfly me.
If you are a fan of “28 Days Later” (2002), then you know that this is a setup for a BAD situation.
Today I have to go back to the same store where I keep leaving my grocery bags at the counter. (There is an alarming paucity of Little Debbie Snack Cakes in my home.)
Keep your fingers crossed that I don’t embarrass myself again. I need to walk out with ALL my bag, so that a polite young person doesn’t have to chase me.
How do I make the same embarrassing mistake at the same store one week later? (You guessed it — I left one of my packages at the counter again, and the poor, beleaguered, young cashier had to run out after the confused old guy with it.)
It’s like a humiliating glitch in The Matrix.
Ever just be really disappointed by a pair of reading glasses?
#NerdWorldProblems
People say I’m paranoid.
(Those people are out to get me.)
Silly + brilliant = Silliant