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Mary Oliver channels Batman.

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“I shall become a poet.”

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Source: Source: The Subversive Lens

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Better Living Through Lethargy

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Pro tip — if you clean your house without your glasses on, it takes half the time, because most stuff looks clean enough already.

I swear this works.

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“The Unsuccessful Skygazer (Night 2!) Rhyming Couplet”

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Again the skies incur my spite —

I still can’t see the northern lights!

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“The Unsuccessful Skygazer Rhyming Couplet”

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Damn the sparing heavens and their promises of green!
First a hidden eclipse and now the northern lights unseen!

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C’mon. This joke deserves a big Han.

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Pro tip — if you missed the opportunity to celebrate “Star Wars” Day yesterday, May 5th is Cinco de Cryo.

(Follow me for more life hacks involving 80’s movie puns.)

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I call this haircut “The Polite Suburban Dad.”

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Because of COURSE I will come to your bake sale, Neighbor.

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Throwback Thursday: the Roller Rink!

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I remember.  For us, it was Skate Grove in Middle Island, New York.

This meme actually fails to convey  three elements that were key to the experience — flashing lights, crowds of kids and The J. Geils Band blasting on the speakers.

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Source: “I Love the 80’s” on Facebook

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They could even call it “Footlose.”

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You know you have truly arrived when you start getting messages from Kelvin Bacon.

If there isn’t a store-brand “Footloose” knockoff connected with this person, I’m going to be very disappointed.

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I WANT TO BELIEVE.

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So my eclipse viewing weather wasn’t ideal. I’m still happy that I inadvertently got a shot of this UFO.

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Pal of mine drew my abstract (?) portrait.

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And, as you can see, he captured me perfectly.  (It’s all about the disquietude, people.)  And all those angles can easily symbolize my infamous editorial slant.

Thanks, Jesse Rooney!!

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