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(C’mon. Somebody had to go there.)

January 11, 2023 Eric Robert Nolan Leave a comment

Say what you want about the new “Ant-Man” villain — he’s got a Kang-do attitude.

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I do love my 90’s music puns. (I’m a Gen X’er.)

January 4, 2023 Eric Robert Nolan 2 Comments

You know the old saying — keep your friends close, but keep Nine Inch Nails’ “Closer.”

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As if my shameless self-promotion wasn’t enough …

December 30, 2022 Eric Robert Nolan Leave a comment

… check out this hat I got for Christmas from a fellow Roanoker!!

Now no one can say they weren’t warned.

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(It’s a dorkmanteau.)

December 28, 2022 Eric Robert Nolan Leave a comment

I aspire to be a ne’erd-do-well.

That’s a ne’er-do-well who is also a nerd.

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(Make a note of it for my epitaph.)

December 27, 2022 Eric Robert Nolan Leave a comment

Charles Bukowski once wrote, “Find what you love and let it kill you.”

So if my fat ass chokes on Christmas candy while lying in bed, that just means I’ve led a life of great depth.

Also … blame the people who gave it to me.

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AI been there.

Image December 26, 2022 Eric Robert Nolan Leave a comment

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Going native.

December 25, 2022 Eric Robert Nolan Leave a comment

No … this blog has not been hijacked. That is me that you see in the picture. I can now blend seamlessly into my adopted Southern City with this official Roanoke trucker’s cap — a fine Christmas present from one of my Mary Washington College alums.

The next time you see me on the street, you probably won’t even realize it’s your favorite Yankee. It’s like I’m an undercover reporter again!!!

[Update 12/26/22: Yes, the (inevitable, as I see now) Jim Varney comparisons have begun in response to this photo. Sigh. Do what you have to, Vern.]

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