These are always fun.

“The back pain in me greets the back pain in you, Fellow Fortysomething.”

— from the Oxford New English Dictionary, 31st Edition

Today I’m accompanying you everywhere in an official red vest as your registered emotional support poet.

I’m … not very well trained. I often fall back on limericks.

But they’re SUPPORTIVE limericks.

At first, I’d planned to pick up extra cash this summer by mowing lawns.

But you know what they say — mow money, mow problems.