Dammit, I want Covid to be over.
I miss sidling quietly through heavy crowds at the mall making lightsaber sounds.
Seriously, you guys should hear my lightsaber impression. I have a really deep voice and I can do this vvvvvibrating thing with it that sounds straight out of the movies. Work once stopped for a full afternoon at my first job because my co-workers wanted me to call every department on the phone and do it for them. I was legend.
Circa 1990. Also … I have too much time on my hands.
Hey, if there’s a bandwagon, I’ll jump on it.
Belly by Bilbo Baggins, hair by Gandalf the Grey, Eye of goddam Sauron if you comment on either.
I don’t have a middle-aged body, I have a MIDDLE EARTH body.
Guys, I just discovered that I have an identical twin in Prague! Seriously! I double-Czeched!
Why don’t you people appreciate these jokes? SERIOUSLY, WHAT IS YOUR PRAGUELEM?
I know we’re all experiencing sadness, frustration, and anger due to the pandemic’s restrictions on human contact, but you know what could be a lot worse?
Human contact.
Eric Robert Nolan, Author 