And that is today’s portmanteau, ladies and gentlemen.
Hey, I’ll go you one better. A hard salami omelette is called a halamelette. That’s even more enticing. It sounds Kosher. (And “harlamelette” sounds too reminiscent of “harlot omelette;” I’m not sure what that would even be made of, but I can’t imagine it’s good.)
Please, no pedanticism about the correct spelling of “omelette,” because it’s too goddam confusing.
I suppose it is obvious that I have strayed from my avowed heart-healthy diet. I need to get back on that horse. (Back on the wagon? Getting to horse hitched to the wagon or something?)
I’m rambling again.
Eric Robert Nolan, Author 