All posts by Eric Robert Nolan

Eric Robert Nolan graduated from Mary Washington College in 1994 with a Bachelor of Science in Psychology. He spent several years a news reporter and editorial writer for the Culpeper Star Exponent in Culpeper, Virginia. His work has also appeared on the front pages of numerous newspapers in Virginia, including The Free Lance – Star and The Daily Progress. Eric entered the field of philanthropy in 1996, as a grant writer for nonprofit healthcare organizations. Eric’s poetry has been featured by Dead Beats Literary Blog, Dagda Publishing, The International War Veterans’ Poetry Archive, and elsewhere. His poetry will also be published by Illumen Magazine in its Spring 2014 issue.

Throwback Thursday: “Gymkata” (1985)!!!

“Gymkata!!!”  This 1985 movie is widely regarded as one of the worst of all time, Olympic gymnast Kurt Thomas received a Razzie Award for it as “Worst New Star,” and the movie’s name was a running joke on “Mystery Science Theater 3000 (1988-1999).  (I am linking here, by the way, to the Super Fan Trailers Youtube channel.)

The funny thing is, I remember being pretty impressed with this movie when I saw it on VHS back in the day at my buddy Peter Hughes’ house.  (I’m not sure what that says about me as a young high school student.)

Oh, well.  Peter and I got a fun summer afternoon out of this.

I might have to hunt down a copy.  Although MST3K never actually devoted an episode to “Gymkata,” its successor “Rifftrax” (2007) did.  Hmm.  I’m not sure if I want to see the movie without any commentary at first — so I can get an undiluted hit of 80’s nostalgia.  I’ll share here either way.



Some pretty surprising MWC news …

… though it’s old news, really; it was announced on the college website last year.  (We absent-minded alumni are sometimes way out of touch.)  The college is evidently going to tear down the Marshall and Russell Hall dormitories so it can erect a new theater building.  And there is a fan page, of sorts, for people who fondly remember the soon-to-be-razed dorms.

There have been so many major construction projects at Mary Wash since I graduated nearly 30 years ago.  I’ll go ahead here and echo the sentiments of one of my alums on Facebook — the next time I see campus, I’m going to feel like I hardly recognize it.



Cover for Felicie Ewart’s “Jugendschatz Deutscher Dichten,” design by Koloman Moser, 1897

Pencil, pen, ink on paper.

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The Piker Press publishes “Blue Wolves Move in an Indigo Wood.”

I am so honored to see The Piker Press publish another poem of mine — this time it is “Blue Wolves Move in an Indigo Wood.”   You can read it online right here.

Thanks yet again to Managing Editor Sand Pilarski for allowing my work to appear in such a terrific online magazine!  (I also happen to love the graphic that she selected!)  🙂



A very short review of “The Big Short” (2015)

“The Big Short” (2015) is a superb, stylish docudrama about the housing market bubble that led to the 2008 financial crisis.  It’s smart, funny, informative, and boasts stellar performances from an ensemble cast — including the movie’s supporting actors.

For me, the two standout performances were Christian Bale as an oddball hedge fund manager and Steve Carrell, his counterpart at a different firm.  (I’ve known Carell only from his clownish comedic roles; seeing him shine here as the smartest man in the room was a treat.)  Hamish Linklater, by the way, is one of Carell’ staff — if he looks familiar to you as a horror fan, he was also the troubled priest in Mike Flanagan’s outstanding “Midnight Mass” (2021).  (And he is absolutely an excellent actor.)

This movie goes to great lengths to translate finance jargon into terms that the average viewer can understand.  (Think of what might happen if your favorite high school teacher teamed up with a group of excellent screenwriters to create a “Cliff’s Notes”-style Youtube video about the housing bubble.)

It’s great stuff.  I recommend it.



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GYMKATA!!

Why did I buy white sweatpants? Was I pretending to be a gymnast?

They are also way too big — like maybe MC Hammer joined the KKK for some reason.



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Poster for “Austria’s Illustrated Newspaper,” Koloman Moser, 1900

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Toucan play at that game.

Mystery blue-green gunk on my windowsill. Like two unhealthy toucans stopped by there to gather their strength.

Yes, I do realize that “two unhealthy toucans” are my go-to suspects for all sorts of things, because my mind is weird like that. But this time it actually kinda fits.



Poster for “Moulin Rouge” (2001)

20th Century Fox.

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Product placement totally works.

I’ve been jonesing for Chef Boyardee Ravioli ever since the now famous exchange between Joel and Ellie on HBO’s “The Last of Us” (2023).

Look at what I brought home from the store.

It actually is tasty stuff, though.



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