All posts by Eric Robert Nolan

Eric Robert Nolan graduated from Mary Washington College in 1994 with a Bachelor of Science in Psychology. He spent several years a news reporter and editorial writer for the Culpeper Star Exponent in Culpeper, Virginia. His work has also appeared on the front pages of numerous newspapers in Virginia, including The Free Lance – Star and The Daily Progress. Eric entered the field of philanthropy in 1996, as a grant writer for nonprofit healthcare organizations. Eric’s poetry has been featured by Dead Beats Literary Blog, Dagda Publishing, The International War Veterans’ Poetry Archive, and elsewhere. His poetry will also be published by Illumen Magazine in its Spring 2014 issue.

Throwback Thursday: this 1986 Laser Tag commercial!

I remember Laser Tag as an exciting but fairly brief blip in 1980’s pop culture.  A lot of the kids I knew got excited about these commercials, a lot of us asked earnestly for Laser Tag guns Christmas, and … none of us got them.  (Our parents seemed unanimous that they were too expensive.)

Ah, well.  The subsequent buzz around my neighborhood was that our parents were probably wise, anyway — we heard later that the guns hardly worked, making the product nowhere near as cool as the commercials depicted.  (I am linking below to Kevin Noonan’s Youtube Channel, by the way.)

And then the fad faded — all the hubbub around Laser Tag (and Photon, its cheaper competitor) just kinda went away.  It sort of makes sense.  Paintball was alive and well as an edgier, more subversive, and more exciting sport; I can’t imagine how these gaudy electronic products could compete with that.

The Wikipedia entry for Laser Tag had a couple of surprises for me.  For starters, the technology for the products’ infrared light guns and sensors was developed by the United States Army in the 1970’s — I guess it was an Ender’s Game-type scenario.  And the first game system using the technology was South Bend’s Star Trek Electronic Phaser Guns in 1979.  (Those toys were released in conjunction with the premiere of that year’s “Star Trek: The Motion Picture.”)

Didn’t see that one coming.  I’ll bet those toys fetch a nice price among collectors.

Anyway, there was another Laser Tag commercial that everybody talked about back in the day … it depicted American and Russian teams competing in a dystopian-future tournament, in which the Statue of Liberty was the trophy.  It’s smile-inducing.  I couldn’t find a really decent copy of it to link to here, but you can find it on Youtube.

 

 

 

“Vita Liljor,” Anders Zorn, 1920

“White Lilies.”

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NOLAN, NERD NINJA!!!

A pal of mine gave me this N99 mask.  Little could she know that she would inadvertently AWAKEN AN ANCIENT WARRIOR.  The time has come to put my lengthy and grueling ninjutsu training to work.

Ignore the wisps of gray hair.  That’s … part of the ninja disguise.

 

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Advertisement for “Batman: Year One,” artwork by David Mazzucchelli, 1987

DC Comics.

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There was a great piece over at The Drabble the other day —

Check out Steven Holding’s “Midmorning, Retrospection Avenue.”

 

 

 

The Roanoke Times features my essay, “I Am Going to Drive Drunk Tonight.”

The Roanoke Times published my writing again this morning in its Letters section — this time, it was my brief satirical essay, “I Am Going to Drive Drunk Tonight.”  The regional daily newspaper was founded in 1886 — it is Southwest Virginia’s leading online news source, in addition to its sales at 1,500 locations throughout the region.

You can find the essay right here.

Thank you, Roanoke Times, for inviting those of us in the community to share our perspectives through a first-rate daily newspaper!

 

 

“I Got A Name.” Or two?

Today’s agenda — investigate my hypothesis that Jim Croce and Borat are actually the same person.

 

“Spring. White Lilac.” Isaac Ilyich Levitan, 1890

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Winedrunk Sidewalk features “Friends, Americans, countrymen” satirical piece.

I’m lucky enough today to see my writing featured again by Winedrunk Sidewalk: Shipwrecked in Trumpland.  This time out, it’s my satirical treatment of the president using Marc Antony’s speech in William Shakespeare’s Julius Caesar.  Its title is “Friends, Americans, countrymen — lend me your fears,” and you can find it right here.

Here’s a big thanks, as always, to Editor John Grochalski!

 

 

Cover to “DMZ” #70, John Paul Leon, 2011

DC Comics, Vertigo.

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