All posts by Eric Robert Nolan

Eric Robert Nolan graduated from Mary Washington College in 1994 with a Bachelor of Science in Psychology. He spent several years a news reporter and editorial writer for the Culpeper Star Exponent in Culpeper, Virginia. His work has also appeared on the front pages of numerous newspapers in Virginia, including The Free Lance – Star and The Daily Progress. Eric entered the field of philanthropy in 1996, as a grant writer for nonprofit healthcare organizations. Eric’s poetry has been featured by Dead Beats Literary Blog, Dagda Publishing, The International War Veterans’ Poetry Archive, and elsewhere. His poetry will also be published by Illumen Magazine in its Spring 2014 issue.

Cover to The New York Daily News, March 25, 2020

Tribune Publishing.

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A study in contrast.

Anthony Fauci and Donald Trump together prove that a patient, modest, intelligent man is a better leader than a man filled with aggressive, grandiose, empty bluster.

Especially when dangers present us with a need for information instead of showmanship.

Seeing these guys together is like watching a morality play about the value of being a mature adult.

 

 

Poster for “Contagion” (2011)

Warner Bros. Pictures.

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A long-distance meating.

So I hit the supermarket last night because I NEEDED fresh meat. (I’m part velociraptor. 23andMe says so. I even wrote it in on the census.)

Let me tell you something — Roanokers are 100 percent diligent in maintaining the recommended six feet of distance. And on top of that, they’re STILL polite and good-natured. My neighbors are smart, classy people.

And I’m doing my best to blend in … I think they’ve mistaken me for one of their own.

 

 

 

The Drabble features “November, Blue Ridge Mountains, 1992”

I’m honored today to see The Drabble feature my short poem, “November, Blue Ridge Mountains, 1992.”

“November, Blue Ridge Mountains, 1992,” by Eric Robert Nolan

 

 

Pandemic pro-tip:

If you’re lonely and you’re not sure when quarantine begins or ends, use some extra parts to make some robot friends.

Update: People should get started on this in the not-too-distant future.

 

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Poster for “Moulin Rouge” (1928)

Soviet Union.

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People are saying they’re worried about the likelihood of martial law.

But it’s at least better than PENNY Marshall law, because that shit’s just never enforced. (Give her any rule, she’ll break it.)

 

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Reporters, please pose this question to Dan Patrick.

If Republicans like Dan Patrick truly want to sacrifice themselves to the Coronavirus for the country, then there’s a simple way for them to prove that. They can volunteer today to provide direct care at hospitals to people who are already sick and symptomatic. If martyrdom is what they really want, then they should forgo all protective equipment, saving it for the healthcare professionals — who will be working even harder to save lives, if social distancing isn’t in place.

What are Republicans waiting for?  I’m sure that the doctors could already use their help.

When the pandemic inevitably erupts further here, it will be even easier for them. They needn’t find a hospital. The dying will be easy to reach nearby.

Republicans, put your lung function where your mouth is.

 

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Dammit, Robin.

Stay in The Batcave. Practice Social Bat-Distancing.

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