All posts by Eric Robert Nolan

Eric Robert Nolan graduated from Mary Washington College in 1994 with a Bachelor of Science in Psychology. He spent several years a news reporter and editorial writer for the Culpeper Star Exponent in Culpeper, Virginia. His work has also appeared on the front pages of numerous newspapers in Virginia, including The Free Lance – Star and The Daily Progress. Eric entered the field of philanthropy in 1996, as a grant writer for nonprofit healthcare organizations. Eric’s poetry has been featured by Dead Beats Literary Blog, Dagda Publishing, The International War Veterans’ Poetry Archive, and elsewhere. His poetry will also be published by Illumen Magazine in its Spring 2014 issue.

Camping at Iron Gate, Virginia, July 2016

So the Mary Washington College alums finally shanghaied me into the annual campout at Iron Gate, Virginia (population 388).  It was amazing.

I saw a bear (on the ride home); a bald eagle; cows and horses; huge snorting hogs and friendly little piglets (hoglets?); a bat; a glittering blue-tailed skink; a wrinkly, red-faced turkey buzzard (up close); finger-length iridescent blue dragonflies; and innumerable wildflowers.

We smelled skunks too — several times along the way and once downtown in neighboring Clifton Forge.

This was all in the company of some amazing friends, schoolmates and their families — a couple of whom I haven’t seen in nearly a quarter century.

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Approaching Iron Gate via Clifton Forge and the Allegheny Mountains in southwest Virginia.  What you see is not fog — these mountains are high enough so that the road runs parallel with the clouds.

 

The Cowpasture River and its vicinity.

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Camp Nolan.  The bat is for bobcats or The Blair Witch.

 

The magic bacon-creating creatures of legend!!!

 

I made friends with these adorable bacon beans!  After I called them, they decided they liked me and tried to follow me out! I wanted to adopt one and name him “Delicious.”

 

Accidental overhead abstract mountain shot is creepy as f#%k.  I’m pretty sure this is the last thing a murder victim sees …

 

The first fireworks photos I’ve ever taken that have actually turned out.  I am 43 years old.

 

 

 

 

 

 

“She can fight evil, but can she fight the darkness in her own blood?”

Hey, horror fans — today is the release day for my friend Lily Luchesi’s “Life Sentence!”  This will be the third book in her popular “Paranormal Detective” series:

She can fight evil, but can she fight the darkness in her own blood?

After the disastrous events with Miranda have subsided, Danny and Angelica have to adjust to a new kind of life at the Paranormal Investigative Division.
Fiona is still on the loose, and she has all of Hell on her side. Danny begins to enhance his psychic abilities with the help of a soul just like his. Angelica is caught between a rock and a very dark place.
Can their love survive these new trials, or will the past tear them apart?

You can find “Life Sentence” at Amazon.com right here:

https://www.amazon.com/Life-Sentence-Paranormal-Detectives-Book-ebook/dp/B01JH4FQ8A?tag=smarturl-20

But first, stop by today’s release party via Facebook for a chance at some great giveaways:

https://www.facebook.com/events/1746192272321581/

 

“Two male faces expressing anger mingled with fear.”

Etching by Bernard Picart, 1713, after Charles Le Brun.

 

“Accidental Crotch Shot #6.”

I endured more than a few WTF moments trying to configure my new cell phone.  I was holding it my lap when trying to figure out its features; it kept showing me pictures I accidentally took of my own crotch and then cheerfully assuring me “SETUP COMPLETE!!!”

I finally pulled up the “Gallery” function on the damned thing, and there they are — eight photos of my lap.  I don’t even know how to erase them.  Gonna put ’em together and make a “Crotch Shot Collage,” and then seek an NEA grant.

It’s things like this that inspired the Luddites.

Anyway, those are indeed wood chips you see — I actually live in a giant hamster habitat.

 

Soooo, slaves were “well fed and had decent lodgings provided by the government?”

I’m feeling so much better about slavery since Bill O’Reilly put it into context for me.

By his logic, I needn’t feel guilty about kidnapping a person (of any race) and chaining them up in my basement to work for me — just so long as I feed them three meals a day and graciously do not charge them rent.

Peeking Cat Poetry Magazine features “Seagull”

If you’re in the mood for a goofy summer poem, then check out my piece, “Seagull,” in the July 2016 Issue of Peeking Cat Poetry Magazine.

You can purchase a copy of the magazine via Lulu.com here:

http://www.lulu.com/shop/samantha-rose/peeking-cat-poetry-magazine-issue-16-july-2016/paperback/product-22801755.html

Or, you can download a free pdf copy of the July issue right here:

http://www.lulu.com/shop/samantha-rose/peeking-cat-poetry-magazine-issue-16-july-2016/ebook/product-22801765.html

Thanks once again to Editor Samantha Rose for allowing me to be a part of the creative community at Peeking Cat!

 

Peeking Cat Poetry Magazine Issue 16 - July 2016

“Three — it’s the magic number.”

I wish every high school in America taught three things.  Actually, I wish every high school in America taught a lot of things, but these are the things I am focusing on right now:

  1. A basic rundown of logical fallacies, but especially the straw man argument, the false dichotomy, and the sunk costs fallacy;
  2. An understanding of apophenia; and
  3. The meaning of cognitive dissonance.

It would utterly change political, social and religious discourse in this country.

If you’re unfamiliar with these terms, then Google them.  I swear they’re easy to understand, even if they sound a little esoteric.  I’m like half an imbecile, and I totally get them.

 

 

Angelo Dall’Oca Bianca’s “Pain,”1876

Oil on canvas.

Mascaron in Strasbourg, France (Photo)

Photo credit: By Ecelan (Own work) [GFDL (http://www.gnu.org/copyleft/fdl.html) or CC BY-SA 4.0-3.0-2.5-2.0-1.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0-3.0-2.5-2.0-1.0)%5D, via Wikimedia Commons.

Olin Warner’s “Memory,” 1896

Bronze door at main entrance of the Library of Congress Thomas Jefferson Building.