Maybe the new Star Wars will feature a race of Bill Cosby aliens from the planet Zippity-Pop-Bop.
Also, her name is “Daisy?” Why would someone from a galaxy far, far away be named after an earth flower?
Blogging some of my past movie reviews from Facebook. —–
Sigh. It’s true what they’re saying about “Paranormal Activity 4” (2012). It’s just no good.
It’s a lackluster story devoid of any pacing or tension. I’d give it a 2 out of 10 for one or two scary moments, but that’s it. And I loved the first trilogy. Also, if we simply film Katie Featherston standing still or walking slowly, that’s not scary. It’s adorable, but not scary.
Questions: 1) Why on earth would the family leave their “Wii Kinect” on all the time?
2) Wouldn’t even teenagers see the moral quandary of filming the entire family without their knowledge? What if their parents had sex in the living room or something?
3) What the hell is the bad guys’ master plan? It’s been four feature films already, and I just don’t see them accomplishing much. Seriously, endgame, please.
4) What’s the deal with a boyfriend violently yanking his girlfriend off her bed by her feet? That’s … funny to a teenager?
5) If a ghost is invisible, that means it doesn’t reflect light … except from a Wii Kinect?
6) Is it “Kinect” or “Connect?” Do I think too much about these things?
— Depeche Mode’s “Stripped,” to take the sting out of the news of Seacobeck’s impending loss. Hell, whenever the Seaco-posse got together for one of those parties in New Hall (it was a regular occurrence), we played Depeche Mode like it was going out of style.
Actually … maybe it was going out of style. I’m pretty sure that Mode’s popularity was never quite what it was when I was an undergraduate.
Oh, well. Enjoy the song, get to sleep (we’re old now), and dream of bug juice and Rose Room cheeseburgers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wus0Xq6Hv-I&index=417&list=FLEjGv3WZw134CN_yJVg3_Hg
Mary Washington College (I and other 90’s kids refuse to refer to it by its longer moniker) will close Seacobeck Dining Hall this Spring. Thanks to vigilant alum Len Ornstein for passing along this article from Fredericksburg.com:
The college will actually open the dining hall to the public several times before closing its doors for the last time; see the article for details.
I can’t imagine Mary Washington without Seacobeck. I worked a work-study program there for all four years; it was as much a part of my college experience as any academic building. My memories of it are vivid and many. Seacobeck IS Mary Washington.
Sigh.
“The Strain” is a mostly successful attempt at serialized horror, adapted from the vampire novel of the same name by Guillermo del Toro and Chuck Hogan. It’s a smart, fun, dark genre-buster combining a conspiracy thriller, an action adventure, a plague thriller and good old fashioned gross-out monster mayhem — there are even dashes of historical fiction via flashback.
It’s an ambitious story even for the original novel, covering vampirism as a viral epidemic that sweeps New York City. The putative heroes are two CDC investigators — though viewer loyalties will shift from these stock characters to the cooler and more interesting supporting characters — the tragic old curio shop owner; the quirky, gigantic exterminator; the local petty criminal; and the penitent computer hacker. The little boy is such a one-note character that he might as well be a prop.
The exterminator, Vasily Fet, is played beautifully by sci-fi fan favorite Kevin Durand. (I can’t help but wonder if the character’s last name is a “Star Wars” reference.) He’s a good actor, and his size and voice make him damn interesting as either a hero or a villain. (See “Lost.”) David Bradley, the curio shop owner around whom much of the plot revolves, does a great job, especially considering how cheesy the dialogue given to him sounds.
But by far and away, actor Richard Sammel steals the show. He is simply a fantastic bad guy — creepy, unsettling, frightening, hateful, insinuating and mysterious. This show has a great villain, and I liked rooting against Sammel’s creep far better that I liked rooting against the somewhat cartoonish “Master.”
For much of the time, the combination of the above story elements works out well. “The Strain” can be surprisingly creepy for a network show. The creepy-crawlies look great, even if they are reminiscent of “the reapers” of “Blade II” (2002), also directed by del Toro. (Wouldn’t it be great if there were a shared universe?) I’ve always thought that one of the scariest aspects of the vampire mythos was that loved ones can become enemies — the series wisely capitalizes on this more than once. And the entire conspiracy plotline actually is pretty unsettling, as it’s scripted convincingly and with some thought behind it.
Regrettably, all of these good things can’t sustain the scares and tension over the course of a full season of television. Once they are faced and defeated more than once, the vampires do lose a bit of their punch. The flashbacks to Europe (trying to keep this spoiler-free) grow tiresome and predictable, no matter how cool and original the idea started off. And compounding this is a great lack of tension supplied by the actors and screenwriters. Everyone is way too relaxed. It is probably the end of the world, via vampire apocalypse, and these chipper folks often seem like they’re kids meeting to work on an afterschool project. This isn’t helped much by a final action set piece that is directed so awkwardly it’s embarrassing.
Still, “The Strain” really is worth a look, at least if only to see if it’s your cup of tea. I actually do recommend it.
A little trivia — several episodes were directed by none other than RoboCop himself, Peter Weller.
I can’t claim credit for that one — it’s from the Hollywood Reporter; see the link below.
It makes me sad, but I couldn’t even finish “[REC] 4: Apocalypse.” It just couldn’t hold my attention.
Spain’s first two “[REC]” films were amazing, the third was quirky enough and campy enough to show at a party.
The latest installment is mostly forgettable. (And forget the spectacle of entry three — this is a low-budget outing that takes place on a boat.)
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/review/rec-4-apocalypse-toronto-review-730163
I am honored to be able to report that a poem of mine, “The Cyclops,” has appeared in the February issue of Aphelion, The Webzine of Science Fiction and Fantasy. I am honored to see my work featured alongside the many talented contributors there.
Aphelion is just full of cool voices and fun stuff (I myself find my interest piqued by the shared-universe “Aphelion Project”). Head on over there and find out what the creators there have in store for you.
I don’t care what anyone says – I love the “Paranormal Activity” movies. If nothing else, they manage to scare me with nothing but a simple formula and a very low budget.
Like its predecessor, people criticized this second installment for its acting. I totally didn’t see that. The young Molly Ephraim is a great standout, and I really like Sprague Grayden – though, to me, she’ll always be the First Daughter from “24.”
I’d give this a 9 out of 10.
Basically I need a little woman to sit on my shoulder all day and explain things to me.
“White House Die Hard …” um, I mean “Olympus Has Fallen” (2013) was actually a really good movie – I’d give it a 9 out of 10. The action scenes were goddam fantastic – especially the early set piece illustrating in detail how the terrorists gain control of the White House and even its underground bunker. And it was pretty damned scary, showing scores of grisly civilian deaths. This is the kind of hard-hitting thriller from which that the increasingly family-friendly “Die Hard” franchise eventually devolved.
I had no idea that conventional armed forces were 15 minutes away from the White House (if what the movie says is correct). Why can’t the government just rent/lease some of those office buildings and house some tanks and APC’s in there along with troops?
The parallels with Die Hard are many. There’s even a doomed rooftop helicopter assault, in which the hero tries to warn the authorities of an unseen threat – then nearly falls to his death after combatting the threat.
This was still a damned good movie, though. I really liked it.
Question – I’m sure they couldn’t have filmed the frontal assault at the entrance to the White House … did they build an identical set and CGI it into a DC background? I sure as hell couldn’t tell the difference.