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Poster for “The Bride of Frankenstein” (1935)

Universal Pictures.

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THE VACCINE RAP.

I’m half vaccinated —
but fully caffeinated!
My vax card’s laminated
while my wit is adulated!
My laptop’s activated
with a WIP that’s paginated —
so if you’re not aggravated
by verses fabricated,
I hope you’re acclimated
to being fascinated!

[Insert scratchy turntable here or something]



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LET THIS BE AN EDIFICE TO STRUGGLING WRITERS EVERYWHERE.

Look at it. It’s beautiful. It’s glorious. I covet it despite the fact that it’s mine.

It is so precious to me that I’m going to booby-trap my home like an ancient South American temple — lest that sneaky Indiana Jones try and abscond with it. It also explains why I’m running around my home in only a loincloth, shouting a strange language and shooting poison darts at any newcomers.

I’m glad we had this talk.



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Poster for “Game of Thrones” Season 5 (2015)

HBO.

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Throwback Thursday: “Charley Chimp!”

This is takin’ it waaaay back — people were joking about creepy vintage mechanical toys on Twitter, and it totally reminded me of the mechanical monkey I had when I was not much older than a baby.  It was originally manufactured and marketed as “Musical Jolly Chimp” between the 1950’s and the 1970’s by Japanese company Daishin C.K., according to Wikipedia.  But it was resold under various names on the street in New York City.

My guess is that my father picked it up for me after work in the 1970’s.  (He was a municipal bus driver in Manhattan.)

It was loud.  It did scare me — but I also remember loving it too, and it remained in my toybox for years.  (Maybe I had a split personality as a little kid or something.) 

Anyway, you can see the thing in action over at Youtube, courtesy of echelon16.

 


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Photo credit: YuMaNuMa, CC BY 3.0 <https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0&gt;, via Wikimedia Commons

“Die Genesende (Sonia Gramatté),” Walter Gramatté, 1921

“The Convalescent.”

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I just saw the … Easter Skunk!

I’d hate to think of what he hides for the children to find.

As I’ve said before, I’d love to get a picture for you guys, but these guys really stick to the shadows — like stinky ninjas.

They’re definitely a bit LARGER than you might expect — or at least they are around my neighborhood’s woods.



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“Easter Brings the Budding Spring” greeting card, late 19th Century

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(I heard “Joker” was already taken.)

I told my best friend yesterday that there was a boa constrictor loose in my house and she TOTALLY BOUGHT IT. So did her kids.

And last year I had her convinced that a family of raccoons had moved into my closet.

I am the April Fool’s joke MASTER; I should be a supervillain named “April Fool.”

Her, after the reveal: “At this point, I hope you get eaten.”



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