A quick review of “The Strain” Season 1

“The Strain” is a mostly successful attempt at serialized horror, adapted from the vampire novel of the same name by Guillermo del Toro and Chuck Hogan.  It’s a smart, fun, dark genre-buster combining a conspiracy thriller, an action adventure, a plague thriller and good old fashioned gross-out monster mayhem — there are even dashes of historical fiction via flashback.

It’s an ambitious story even for the original novel, covering vampirism as a viral epidemic that sweeps New York City.  The putative heroes are two CDC investigators — though viewer loyalties will shift from these stock characters to the cooler and more interesting supporting characters — the tragic old curio shop owner; the quirky, gigantic exterminator; the local petty criminal; and the penitent computer hacker.  The little boy is such a one-note character that he might as well be a prop.

The exterminator, Vasily Fet, is played beautifully by sci-fi fan favorite Kevin Durand. (I can’t help but wonder if the character’s last name is a “Star Wars” reference.)  He’s a good actor, and his size and voice make him damn interesting as either a hero or a villain.  (See “Lost.”)  David Bradley, the curio shop owner around whom much of the plot revolves, does a great job, especially considering how cheesy the dialogue given to him sounds.

But by far and away, actor Richard Sammel steals the show.  He is simply a fantastic bad guy — creepy, unsettling, frightening, hateful, insinuating and mysterious.  This show has a great villain, and I liked rooting against Sammel’s creep far better that I liked rooting against the somewhat cartoonish “Master.”

For much of the time, the combination of the above story elements works out well.  “The Strain” can be surprisingly creepy for a network show.  The creepy-crawlies look great, even if they are reminiscent of “the reapers” of “Blade II” (2002), also directed by del Toro.  (Wouldn’t it be great if there were a shared universe?)  I’ve always thought that one of the scariest aspects of the vampire mythos was that loved ones can become enemies — the series wisely capitalizes on this more than once.  And the entire conspiracy plotline actually is pretty unsettling, as it’s scripted convincingly and with some thought behind it.

Regrettably, all of these good things can’t sustain the scares and tension over the course of a full season of television. Once they are faced and defeated more than once, the vampires do lose a bit of their punch.  The flashbacks to Europe (trying to keep this spoiler-free) grow tiresome and predictable, no matter how cool and original the idea started off.  And compounding this is a great lack of tension supplied by the actors and screenwriters.  Everyone is way too relaxed.  It is probably the end of the world, via vampire apocalypse, and these chipper folks often seem like they’re kids meeting to work on an afterschool project.  This isn’t helped much by a final action set piece that is directed so awkwardly it’s embarrassing.

Still, “The Strain” really is worth a look, at least if only to see if it’s your cup of tea.  I actually do recommend it.

A  little trivia — several episodes were directed by none other than RoboCop himself, Peter Weller.

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They’re calling it “Ship[REC].”

I can’t claim credit for that one — it’s from the Hollywood Reporter; see the link below.

It makes me sad, but I couldn’t even finish “[REC] 4: Apocalypse.”  It just couldn’t hold my attention.

Spain’s first two “[REC]” films were amazing, the third was quirky enough and campy enough to show at a party.

The latest installment is mostly forgettable.  (And forget the spectacle of entry three — this is a low-budget outing that takes place on a boat.)

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/review/rec-4-apocalypse-toronto-review-730163

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Publication Notice — Aphelion Webzine features “The Cyclops.”

I am honored to be able to report that a poem of mine, “The Cyclops,” has appeared in the February issue of Aphelion, The Webzine of Science Fiction and Fantasy.  I am honored to see my work featured alongside the many talented contributors there.

Aphelion is just full of cool voices and fun stuff (I myself find my interest piqued by the shared-universe “Aphelion Project”).  Head on over there and find out what the creators there have in store for you.

http://www.aphelion-webzine.com/poetry/2015/02/Cyclops.html

A few quick words on “Paranormal Activity 2” (2010)

I don’t care what anyone says – I love the “Paranormal Activity” movies.  If nothing else, they manage to scare me with nothing but a simple formula and a very low budget.

Like its predecessor, people criticized this second installment for its acting.  I totally didn’t see that.  The young Molly Ephraim is a great standout, and I really like Sprague Grayden – though, to me, she’ll always be the First Daughter from “24.”

I’d give this a 9 out of 10.

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Basically I need a little woman to sit on my shoulder all day and explain things to me.

A quick review of “Olympus Has Fallen” (2013)

“White House Die Hard …” um, I mean “Olympus Has Fallen” (2013) was actually a really good movie – I’d give it a 9 out of 10.  The action scenes were goddam fantastic – especially the early set piece illustrating in detail how the terrorists gain control of the White House and even its underground bunker.  And it was pretty damned scary, showing scores of grisly civilian deaths.  This is the kind of hard-hitting thriller from which that the increasingly family-friendly “Die Hard” franchise eventually devolved.

I had no idea that conventional armed forces were 15 minutes away from the White House (if what the movie says is correct).  Why can’t the government just rent/lease some of those office buildings and house some tanks and APC’s in there along with troops?

The parallels with Die Hard are many.  There’s even a doomed rooftop helicopter assault, in which the hero tries to warn the authorities of an unseen threat – then nearly falls to his death after combatting the threat.

This was still a damned good movie, though.  I really liked it.

Question – I’m sure they couldn’t have filmed the frontal assault at the entrance to the White House … did they build an identical set and CGI it into a DC background?  I sure as hell couldn’t tell the difference.

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“First Smoke,” by Eric Robert Nolan

First published in Dead Snakes, November 16, 2013:

http://deadsnakes.blogspot.com/2013/11/eric-robert-nolan-three-poems.html

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“Man and Cigarette,” by George Hodan, public domain

A Review of”The Moth Diaries” (2011)

“The Moth Diaries” (2011) is actually a decent vampire movie. Yes, the protagonists are teenage girls at a boarding school, but this is much more “The X-Files” than it is “Twilight.” It actually reminded me a lot of the fantastic “Let Me In” (2010), the Americanized version of “Let the Right One In” (2008).

Rebecca (capably played by the talented Sarah Bolger) grows concerned when her best friend is seemingly enthralled by the creepy new girl (Lily Cole). Vampire mystery ensues.

This is a really good movie for the first hour and 15 minutes or so, even if the sparing flashback sequences are a little awkward. Regrettably, its chances of being a truly great horror film are foiled by a quick and underwhelming anticlimax, complete with special effects that are about at the same level we would expect from network television. It’s like the screenwriter and director ran out of energy and decided to wrap up the whole shebang so they could grab lunch.

It’s still a fairly good movie, though – I’d give it a 7 out of 10.

Postscript: you know you’ve seen a lot of horror movies when their titles all begin to sound alike: The Moth Diaries, The Mothman Prophecies, The Vampire Diaries, The Zombie Diaries, Diary of the Dead, etc.

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“Amanda,” by Eric Robert Nolan

It’s a poem about January, among other things, so I wanted to link to it before the month is out:

http://dagdapublishing.co.uk/2014/03/03/amanda/

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My review of “Looper” (2012)

I am still blogging my past movie reviews on Faceback; this was my somewhat enthusiastic review of “Looper.”  @@@@@

FINALLY.   After a string of misfires, I finally succeeded in bringing home a decent movie from Redbox – “Looper” (2012), a smartly written, high-concept sci-fi thriller in which Joseph Gordon-Levitt is a mob hitman charged with executing a time-traveling older version of himself (Bruce Willis).  This was a decent, thoughtful flick that definitely held my attention – I’d give it an 8 out of 10.

The script and dialogue were great, there were decent special effects, and this was a highly original story — with at least one nightmare-inducing wrinkle that was damn horrifying (such as when one character is cleverly extorted to be at a warehouse within 15 minutes).  Ugh.  The acting all around was decent, charmingly accentuated with makeup effects that really did make Levitt look like a younger Willis.  While Levitt, Willis, Jeff Daniels and Emily Blunt were all really good, the terrific new child actor Pierce Gagnon stole the show – this kid’s voice and facial expressions blew me away.

It isn’t perfect.  This wasn’t the escapist thriller that I was expecting.  It’s downright chatty for a film about mob assassins, and it certainly didn’t feel like a “chase movie.”  Although my attention never wavered, at times I did feel as though it was unexpectedly slow.  It’s also a hard film for which to find anyone to root for — is any character besides Emily Blunt and the prostitute someone who can be considered a “good guy?”  The story fails to render a likeable main character, whether it’s a younger or older version of “Joe.”  I think many filmgoers will start out rooting for Willis – but this ought to change considering the choices he makes in the story.  I found myself rooting for the kid … but this was a character that my friends intensely disliked.  This isn’t a feel-good movie or a fun, futuristic fantasy, like a more cerebral “Total Recall.”  It’s really more of a violent drama than a thriller.

For hard-core sci-fi fans, this movie might also suffer in comparison to that OTHER Bruce Will time-travel tragedy – “12 Monkeys” (1995).  There are similar plot elements and setups, but writer-director Rian Johnson just can’t compete here with the magic of Terry Gilliam.  No one can.  Comparing this movie with “12 Monkeys” is like comparing “Batman” (1989) with the seminal modern Christopher Nolan films.

Then there were the seemingly inevitable plot holes that come with every time travel movie.  I personally thought that the premise was a little shaky – “loopers” are hitmen who actually agree to assassinate future versions of themselves, with the understanding that they can live out a wealthy, 30-year vacation in the intervening years.  So, by definition, this job requires employees who are suicidal, albeit in a delayed fashion.  I kinda think this job would attract only unstable individuals – who probably couldn’t be best trusted with a high-pressure task like assassination.

I also saw this film with a friend who is far brighter than I am, and he easily pointed out other plot holes immediately.  For example, the mob sends assassination victims back in time, because future tracking technology makes it impossible to hide a dead body.  But if the technology exists for TIME TRAVEL, surely sufficient technology should exist to vaporize a body, right?  Moreover, the time machine also seems to work as a transporter – travelers are displaced geographically.  Why not teleport dead bodies out into space, or deep within the earth’s bedrock?  There are additional questions that are even more obvious … why don’t future mobsters travel back in time themselves?  They can easily live like kings with foreknowledge of the stock market or sports gambling.  Even that knucklehead Biff from “Back to the Future Part II” (1989) was able to figure that out.

All in all, though, this was a good movie that is well worth the price of a rental.  I’d really recommend it.

Postscript: if anyone sees this movie and enjoys it, may I also recommend “The X-Files’” own incredibly well done time-travel episode, “Synchrony,” (Season 4, Ep. 19)?  If you enjoy this, you’ll enjoy Mulder and Scully in a similar story.

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