I know this because that “Wearwolf” gag I got off Facebook yesterday has gotten like 250 views and 47 shares. Never saw that one coming.
Anyway, I got one for ya … actually two.
What battles Grendel and also loves Joannie?
Scott Baiowolf.
What fights for equality every full moon?
Naomi Werewolf.
I’M %^&*ING HILARIOUS.
So you’ve taken advantage of Dagda Publishing’s free e-book promotion, and you fell in love with my prose. (Humor me a little here, okay?) Want a little more Eric Robert Nolan? Feel free to peruse the short story section at my website here: https://ericrobertnolan.wordpress.com/stories/
Most of the tales are free at the sites where they were published. So if you’ve enjoyed my stories about super-intelligent wolf armies and world-ending technologies, then check out my take on zombies, terrorists, missing children, childhood sweethearts and lost loves. Oh — also, those … things in “The Song of the Wheat.” Don’t ask me exactly what they are, because I’m as puzzled as you are.
… but there ain’t no Friday cooler than My Girl Friday, cause My Girl Friday is the coolest girl there is.
Every writer guy needs a best friend of the fairer sex to keep him sane.
My friend and colleague, Laura Enright, will be autographing her new vampire novel this Sunday in the Windy City! In case you haven’t been keeping up, “To Touch The Sun” has been getting some great reviews and proving extremely popular with readers.
From Dagda Publishing:
“Laura Enright, author of To Touch The Sun (which at it’s peak hit #483 on Amazon for all downloaded ebooks during our free promotion, being downloaded over 1,000 times) will be at the 30th Annual Printer’s Row Lit Fest in Chicago this Sunday where she will be selling and signing copies of her novel. Click the link below to hear an interview on the Nick Digilio show where she will be talking about this, amongst other things.”
http://wgnradio.com/2014/06/05/author-laura-enright/
Also, check out Laura’s website here:
Thanks, Lisa!
“I remember one time when we’d just come up to the village from hunting shells on Polemy Beach and I dropped a monstrous conch on my foot. I howled with pain, and a tree ahead of us exploded with blue and yellow macaws. My father, who could see that I didn’t know either to attend to my foot or the feathered fireworks, laughed and whispered, ‘Pain and beauty, our constant bedfellows. Young as a I was, I understood.”
— from “Griffin & Sabine, An Extraordinary Correspondence,” by Nick Bantock
It’s a borrowed book and a rainy late night in June.
The old song really is true. “The best things in life are free.”
… they just can’t stop giving away e-books! Dagda Publishing’s free fiction giveaway for Kindle users has been extended.
There are some great titles for the taking. I’m a little on the fence about that hack New Yorker, because he’s starting to approach formula. (Seriously?! ANOTHER prophetic dream sequence?! That guy watched a lot of “Twin Peaks” in the 90’s, didn’t he?! And what’s with the wolf imagery again? Was he bitten by one as a kid?!)
Still, there are some amazing stories being told by folks like Laura Enright, J.C. Collyer, Andrea Hinchey, Dennis Villelmi, Jamie Burnette, and many other talented creators. Check out the offerings — because there are a lot of things to whet the appetite of any science fiction or horror fan.
From Dagda Publishing:
“Our free promotion has been so successful, that we have decided to extend it for a couple of days, so don’t worry if you think you missed out on picking up our fiction titles for free, you can still grab your copy until tomorrow! Follow the links below to download. We love you all.
http://www.amazon.com/Touch-The-Sun-Laura-Enright-ebook/dp/B00IMSSFDG
http://www.amazon.com/Dogs-Dont-Bark-Brooklyn-More-ebook/dp/B00GR4FUU8
http://www.amazon.com/All-Hail-Flesh-Various-Authors-ebook/dp/B00I12PZH2
http://www.amazon.com/Tuned-Dead-Channel-R-Davey-ebook/dp/B00FARIMP8
Eric Robert Nolan, Author 