… disguised as the Punisher.

LOOK AT THOSE ABS. (Actually, don’t. I look terrible. I’m shaped like a Dunkin’ Donuts “Munchkin.” But I’m equally as sweet! And it’s lines like that that get me all the girls! Actually, no. They don’t.)

Pal of mine right here in Roanoke saw this on Facebook and commented, “body designed by White Castle, not Frank Castle.”  That pithy sonovabitch.  Southerners!

Anyway, if those of us undermining America’s greatness want to illegally vote multiple times, we must fool this plucky president and his astute followers.  Let’s hope the disguise holds up.

But do I employ a British accent or not!?!? DAMMIT, SOROS SHOULD HAVE TRAINED ME BETTER FOR THIS.

Chime in, people, and do hurry; I have a hybrid bus full of illegal caravan refugees who want to vote too. And the bus is blocking a church entrance.

So Trump is reportedly headed to California during the catastrophic wildfires?

I’m pretty sure that’s just adding fool to the fire.

1. The only way that Donald Trump is “a stable genius” is that he is gifted at shoveling horseshit.
2. My theory is this — the real reason that Trump is so hard on our European allies is that he failed twice at that art school in Vienna.
3. (Below.) Sean Spicer must have committed a particularly serious crime if Batman is looking for him.