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Donald Trump Limericks!

I’m sharing these again just for fun before Tuesday.  People really seem to like them.

Donald Trump Limerick #1

If Don was unloved by his Mama,
it would explain a lot of the drama —
his low self-esteem,
and his feverish dream
of being more loved than Obama.

Donald Trump Limerick #2

There once was a doltish aggressor
who lied at his pandemic presser.
He figured he’d use
his tried-and-true ruse
of blaming his black predecessor.

Donald Trump Limerick #3

There once was a man who was slow
who got caught in a quid pro quo.
He was following orders
from outside our borders
from a KGB agent and foe.

Donald Trump Limerick #4

There once was a dumb demagogue
whose thoughts were always a fog.
He was ever perplexed
by dementia’s effects
and came off like a sputtering hog.

Donald Trump Limerick #5

There once was a man from Manhattan
whose pockets he wanted to fatten.
He couldn’t predict
that the law was so strict
and Pelosi’s as tough as George Patton.

Donald Trump Limerick #6

And now the disordered goon
is hell-bent on mining the moon.
The strange new digression
leaves us the impression
that he’s a distractible loon.

(c) 2019 Eric Robert Nolan

I know I shouldn’t be surprised, but …

… it looks like they’re still not wearing masks at the Trump rallies.

(It’s okay not to laugh.  This is such an obscure movie joke that only 40-something horror nerds will get it.)  

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The President of the United States is in quarantine.

At this point, the Republicans might as well replace their elephant emblem with a plague rat.

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“Orange is the New Crap”

I called Trump a dirty word.

Here I stand in Facebook jail.

Now my voice remains unheard!

Curse that pompous orange whale!!!

 

 

“Jail: the Only Remedy,” Walter H. Gallaway, circa 1902

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THE TRUMP IS OUT THERE.

Fun fact — “alien DNA ” and “demon sperm” were both plot devices on “The X-Files” (1993-2018). The former was part of a background story arc throughout most of the show’s seasons; the latter was the subject of a Season 6 episode entitled “Terms of Endearment.” (Aside from being a great episode, it’s notable because it stars horror icon Bruce Campbell.)

Stella Immanuel may be an irresponsible quack, but she really knows her sci-fi television.

 

A modest proposal for my sci-fi friends …

… if Donald Trump continues using secret police to pop up and snatch people off the streets, then please join me in referring to them as “the Morlocks.”

I’m kinda surprised we missed the opportunity the first time.

 

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Photo: Poster for “The Time Machine” (1960), Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer.

This is embarrassing. (I’m just bean honest.)

Please note — although the terrible pun in the headline is mine, the meme is not.  (Like every meme I share here, I found it on Facebook, and I am unaware of its original author.)

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Please.

If you care about America — about the basic everyday freedoms that distinguish us from a totalitarian state, then I am begging you to read Michelle Goldberg’s opinion piece in today’s New York Times.

If you support Donald Trump, then I am begging you here to stop doing so.

“Trump’s Occupation of American Cities Has Begun,” Michelle Goldberg

 

 

POP QUIZ!

One of these is the President of the United States sitting at the Resolute Desk in the Oval Office, at the height of a pandemic that’s killed 143,000 Americans so far.

One is Vince, selling ShamWow (TM).

Can you tell the difference?