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“Kerry,” by Robert James Nolan

My father was a poet too.  He wrote this for my sister Kerry for her 16th birthday.

There are a couple of references here that might be confusing … Longwood was the name of our high school.  (Students were known as “Lions” and the cheerleaders were “Lionettes.”)  And my sister wore an eyepatch when she was very young to correct a vision issue.



“Kerry,” by Robert James Nolan

I’ve a daughter (name of Kerry), she is my second born,

She’s as pretty as a sunset and as graceful as a fawn.

And, though not really a healthy child (we once thought she was dying),

She beat all the odds against her, ’cause she tried (and kept on trying!)

When just a babe, she had to wear a patch upon her eye,

And she wore it, though she couldn’t understand the reason why.

She wore it when she played jump rope, and jacks and Barbie dolls,

She wore it playing hide-and-seek in Forest Park’s green knolls.

She wore it when she went to school (I know THAT was hard to do.)

She wore it and she didn’t complain (hey girl, we’re proud of you)!

Now she’s all grown up and popular (her friends are always callin’).

And at school it is for Kerry Jeanne the boys are always fallin’.

She is a famous Longwood Lionette and a rising Longwood Track star,

And everyone who knows her says, “That girl is sure to go far.”

And Kerry’s quite the baker (baking is a family trait).

She makes chocolate chocolate-chip cookies that really are first-rate.

She can swim like a fish and dive like a seal with hardly a splash or bubble.

And does gymnastics routines with an elegant ease (though the times tables still give her trouble).

There’s a whole lot more that I could say about our Kerry Jeanne,

And the tings that she’s accomplished (though she’s still not quite sixteen).

But instead I’ll ask the question. “Kerry, wouldn’t it be fun …

“To memorize the times tables before you’re 21?”



Poets Anonymous will publish my work in its upcoming annual Gathering anthology

I am so pleased to share here that Poets Anonymous will yet again publish my work in its annual Gathering anthology; my poem “As Silver as the Stars You Tried to Rival” will appear in Gathering 2025.

You can preorder a copy of the book right here at the Local Gems Press website.  The launch event will be on August 27th in Chantilly, Virginia.  (Details are at the website.)

This will be the third year running that Poets Anonymous has selected my writing for this annual collection.  I am grateful to Lesley Tyson and Megan McDonald of Poets Anonymous, along with James P. Wagner of the Bards Initiative.



I’m a Fred I have another bad pun for you.

So here’s the plan — I’m gonna move back to my college town of Fredericksburg, Virginia, and start a poetry group there.

Gonna call it “Fred Poets Society.”

(I already e-mailed my old writing prof and told him he had to be our Mr. Keating.)



Life of Pie.

Throwback Thursday: “The Return of the Living Dead” (1985)!

One of my tragic flaws is that I am consistently late to the party when it comes to cool stuff.  (Seriously.)  So I never saw “Return of the Living Dead” (1985) in the 80’s.  I saw it around … 1993 or 1994, I guess,  on VHS tape in the Mary Washington College dorm room of Rhett Carlson and Nickolai Butkevich.

I truly enjoyed it, which is unusual for a horror-comedy.  (Movies can either scare me or make me laugh, but they can rarely do both.)  Yes, I am one of the people out there who finds “Return of the Living Dead” genuinely creepy.  C’mon … it’s got decent makeup effects — and both the “Tarman” zombie and the slab woman, for example, are pretty well executed monsters.

Hey … there’s a remake due out this Christmas.  I guess we’ll have to wait and see if it’s any good.



Local Gems Press selects “Confession” for its upcoming Bards Poetica anthology.

I’m so happy to share here that my poem “Confession” will appear in Local Gems Press’ upcoming anthology: Bards Poetica: Poems About Poetry.  The anthology posed a truly interesting question to poets — “What is poetry?”

You can preorder a copy of the book right here, if you like.

I am grateful yet again to Maddie McGivney and to Bards President James P. Wagner for allowing me to see my work appear in such an exemplary poetry collection.  🙂



Nerd peer pressure consists of cajoling other writers into submitting their poetry to podcasts.

“Do it!  Do it!  Everybody’s doing it!  I just did it!  See?”



Throwback Thursday: “I’ve been LOOKING for that paint.”

Just a classic Benny Hill skit from … the 1980’s? I’m not sure. “The Benny Hill Show” ran between 1969 and 1989, according to the Internet Movie Database, and he looks relatively young here.

The show was an institution in the house I grew up in, and this particular skit was quoted and re-enacted with reverence. I recently found it entirely at random on Facebook. I took this video using my phone, so that I could share it with people who are not on that platform.



Happy Return of the Living Dead Day!!

Celebrate responsibly.  Remember that, in Virginia, it is a Class 4 misdemeanor to enter a cemetery after dark without consent.


Source: Horrorweekly on Facebook

This is how I glare at the drones circling overhead.

YOU SENT THEM, DIDN’T YOU?!!??!

Hey, whatever happened to those flocks of mystery zones that comprised a national mystery like … six months ago?  Do you guys remember that?  Everyone in the northeast was seeing drones and reporting them to the police and Congress and the FAA.

Did we ever find out what the deal was with that?