This was a Christmas present from a very dear friend. She told me it reminded her of the pictures I typically bring back from my nature walks.
Very cool, no?

This was a Christmas present from a very dear friend. She told me it reminded her of the pictures I typically bring back from my nature walks.
Very cool, no?

Hot damn, did I love getting these from my Dad when I was a little kid. I haven’t seen a box of Cracker Jacks since then — though the Internet informs me that they are still sold in abundance. (It seems to me that a box of the classic treats would pale in comparison to those giant tins of caramel corn that you can buy at Walmart or Costco around Christmastime.)
Anyway, I was joking on Facebook yesterday that I needed to run out and buy a box, because I heard that the prize inside was the Medal of Freedom.

Dear Mr. President:
You were wrongly acquitted. You cannot know that, I think, because your addled mind cannot distinguish between your own interests and those of the Republic.
But you are not truly a victor. The adulation of your following is fervent now, but it will not last forever. The world’s memory is long, and the books that you eschew will nevertheless labor to make you their detailed subject.
History will remember you as a dangerous, cruel and unabashed child — unfit for office, heedless of counsel, loathe to lead, pernicious to freedom and bereft of ability. Your mark upon it will be bleak. Generations will look back dismally at how someone so feckless could assail, from within its highest office, the world’s greatest Republic.
You are not truly a victor — not even now, in these few, vainglorious years of your imagined triumph, as you exult dumbly with your frenzied defenders, before the inevitable judgement of time and its binding verdict. The laurels that you clutch at will dry in their impermanence; the ink upon the page will dry as well.
History will remember. You are a hungry opportunist, stalking the halls of a White House where you are always an interloper, because you are ever beneath its dignity — like a drab vulture that drops lewdly to roost upon the Parthenon’s marble. It may squat at the monument’s apex — and presume in its animal mind that its crude claws are worthy of the perch. But its bone and charcoal feather are alien to the timeless stone. It can never truly be of that place.
After the passage of the bird’s arch shadow, those columns will rise, tall and uncluttered, and the sun will find all of their white architecture.
History will remember. Posterity will know. The Republic will recover.
Sincerely,
Eric Robert Nolan

Zombies!!
I’m honored today to see another 100-word horror tale of mine published over at A Story In 100 Words! Its title is “A Ravenous Canvas,” and you can find it right here:
A Story in 100 Words is a flash fiction site that endeavors to bring you 100-word stories every day. (It published another horror short of mine, “Hungry Hannah,” on January 17.) The site is great fun — give it a look!

Whoaaaaaaaa, halfway there-ere!
Whoa-OH! Robin on a chair!!!
(*as per those viral Facebook memes.)

I am honored today to see my 100-word horror story, “There in the Bags,” published by The Drabble!
You can find it at the link below:
“There in the Bags” was first published by Poems-for-All in 2017.
Here’s another conversation I had last night:
Friend #1: “Jack Kerouac used a typewriter. You know those old typewriters, right? You had had to put the paper in, you rolled it through.”
Me: “Yes. I know typewriters. I owned a typewriter when I was a kid. I took a typing course in high school.”
Friend #2: [Skeptical pause] “Eric … how old are you?”

LOL! like I’m classy enough for cologne!
People are lucky if I smell like a chicken salad sandwich I just ate. Or maybe mango-flavored vape.
You know what? I should mix those and patent the scent. I could call it Eau de Nolan.
Or maybe just Odious Nolan.
I’m rambling again.
“Wooly Willy” is takin’ it waaaaay back. I remember this children’s toy from my early childhood in the 1970’s. (I was thrilled to receive this damned thing. The gimmick, if you can’t tell, is that you used a magnetic pen to draw features on Wooly Willy’s face out of those magnetic filaments encased over it. To a little boy, that seemed like magic.) I’m curious if anyone else remembers this guy.
These first hit shelves in 1955, according to Wikipedia, for the princely sum of 29 cents.
I keep wanting to correct the spelling of “Wooly” to “Woolly,” because I’m old and I hate fun, I guess.
