We thought its front wheel sheared him right in half, but it turns out it was only a false dichotomy. He was fine, but we still had to appeal to authority to make him be more careful.
Tag Archives: humor
Quiche Lorraine
Lorraine must be a fine woman indeed for having so splendid a dish named for her.
Thunderstorm fun.
Either the lights are flickering or I am having a stroke.
Admittedly, neither possibility excludes the other.
My Facebook friends wanted me to make a meme out of my Ellen Ripley post.
So here it is.
Okay … in a deleted scene for “Aliens” (1986), Ripley is shown to have had a child, blah, blah, blah. But deleted scenes are not canon, My Dudes.
Postscript — my fellow nerds know that this message works equally well with Ms. Selina Kyle.
Waiter? CHECK, please.
Hey, I do realize that there are certain gifted individuals among us who can tell that something is “fake” simply because they dislike it. So fact-checking is really only necessary for those of us who lack such rarefied discernment.
Bysshe, PLEASE.
Feelin’ cute, might construct a statue of Ozymandias later.
Something to make ye Mighty look on and despair. IDK.
(Nerd Nolan’s 1990’s Nostalgia Nod.)
Age 52: Electric Boogaloo.
Workin’ on those gray streaks like Hunter Rose.
“I survived a nail trim.”
This item at a Roanoke pastry shop reads “I survived a nail trim.”
There’s a lesson here for writers, though – if you’re unsure of your font or word spacing, ass a friend.
“Would you like to know more?”
