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Throwback Thursday: Wista-SHEER Sawce.

Flashback to the early 1990’s.   I worked the cafeteria at Mary Washington College in Fredericksburg, Virginia.  (It was a work-study program.)  Southern kids would line up at the counter for me to serve them Worcestershire sauce, because they laughed at the way I pronounced it.

It’s “wista-SHEER sawce.”  Years of seeing it passed around my New York Irish dinner table could not have misinformed me.  It was the Southerners and their adorable “WAR-is-to-Shire” pronunciation that deserved laughter.

I’m glad we had this talk.



Okay, who gets to be Jesus?

So here’s an idea for a viral challenge — “Last Suppering.” You get together with 12 friends and snap a picture of your own tableau — thus defending free speech by exercising it.

Hey, it’s no stupider then planking or dabbing.

Don’t ask me to start it, though. You know I don’t have 12 friends.



This post probably looks funny — there’s a hare on your screen.

Okay, that was bad.  Look — even the rabbit’s embarrassed.



Photo credit: Charles J. Sharp, CC BY-SA 4.0 <https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0&gt;, via Wikimedia Commons

Because they can’t just … Sho Kosugi. (Okay, that was terrible.)

Dude discussing ninja movies on a Gen X Facebook page: “I’m just wondering where all the ninjas went after 1993.”

Me: “Oh, they’re still there. YOU JUST CAN’T SEE THEM.”



Sign outside downtown Roanoke restaurant: “NEAT DRESS REQUIRED.”

I don’t own ANY dresses.

Seriously, though — I actually stood there for a second pondering what sort of sort of slovenly dresses women had worn in order to prompt management to make the rule. (Was it a wild Saturday night?) Because I am slow on the uptake.



Hey, in fairness, they aren’t actually “pandas” either.

True fact — I didn’t really know what red pandas were at one point and I kept referring to them as “those cinnamon raccoons,” and there are still people who laugh at me about it.



Photo credit: Mathias Appel, CC0, via Wikimedia Commons

“Live, Laugh, Loathe”

Gonna make me a t-shirt with that slogan and get filthy rich.



Update — Hey!  My friend Laney made a meme out of this just now and it’s pretty cool!



(I’m sorry. I know this is the pun that nobody assed for.)

Suppose you had a colonoscopy completed, but someone burglarized your doctor’s office and stole all the imagery.

Would you report a … stolenoscopy?