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HERO POET SAVES CITY.

A truly bizarre thing happened to me this afternoon. I was walking through a parking lot and smelled smoke — then discovered it emanating up from the the dried mulch in one of those divider islands that separate the sections of the parking lot.

I promptly stomped on it — but it wasn’t enough. The first tiny triangle of flame flickered into life at my feet.

I nearly panicked, then successfully stomped out the nascent fire — and then I tore into the mulch bed looking for any more signs of it. Then I just hovered and stomped for a while just to make sure. I must have looked like a madman to other people in the parking lot. (And there were several.) Or maybe like someone playacting Godzilla.

Life is weird. The fire’s genesis is a mystery. (I was expecting to find a cigarette butt, but there were none to be found.) Maybe it was ashes from a cigarette smoked by someone who’d already departed the lot?



“I cry your pardon, Gunslinger.”

Source: “Sarcasm and Humor” on Facebook

My heart-healthy shopping list.

(And hopefully low-sugar too?  I honestly don’t know.  My girlfriend told me that grapes and mangoes have a lot of sugar in them, and that seems cosmically unfair.)

Disclaimer — I am a neophyte when it comes to any kind of diet.  I cannot replace your doctor, no matter how much the idea might appeal to you.  But feel free to refer to this, if you can read my disordered,  hyperactive chicken-scratch.  (Under the “Yes” column, for example, it is supposed to be “B-E-A-N-S,” and not “bears.”)

My source here is primarily the Mayo Clinic.  But I also had help from the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services, and from my girlfriend, who is far smarter than me in all subjects, except possibly free-verse poetry and 1990’s-era comic book villains.



The Cybertruck.

This is the first time I’ve seen one in the wild.

If you’re my kind of weird, then you immediately thought of the Landmaster vehicle from 1977’s “Damnation Alley.”



Breakfast at The Texas Tavern.

Super-fast, super-cheap, super-good.  I even chatted with the cook about comic books.

I do love this little Southern city.

Update — tried to befriend a feisty sparrow on the way home today. But they’re fickle about who they mix with.



My friend Jesse Rooney’s Donald Trump / “Clerks” joke:

Everyone:  “34”
Gen X:  “In a row?”



😀

Enjoy this short story.

So I finally located that cache of shorts in storage that I was looking for.  Now I can finally dress for the hot weather.  Sorry about my blinding white legs, Roanoke.

How white are they?  Let’s just say I hope you didn’t throw out your eclipse-viewing glasses.



Throwback Thursday: “Highlander” (1986)!

I shared a meme about “Highlander” (1986) on Tuesday, and my girlfriend told me that she had never seen the movie.  I conscientiously informed her that is absolutely the greatest film ever made.

Okay … it isn’t exactly the greatest film ever made.  Among other things, it portrays an Egyptian (Sean Connery) with a Scottish accent and a Scotsman (Christopher Lambert) who has a … French accent?

It’s still a damned enjoyable movie though.  (And it is sacred amongst a lot of 80’s kids, including me.)  Hell, I might have to watch it again just for the wicked-cool establishing shots of 1980’s New York.

(Thanks to the nickbtube Youtube channel for the link.)



I’m sorry, Miss Jackson.

Shirley Jackson’s response to a critic is peach perfect.

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Mary Oliver channels Batman.

“I shall become a poet.”

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