Ours is not to reason why; ours is but to eat the fries*.
*Or tater tots.
Seriously, though, I need to start watching my cholesterol or whatever.
Tag Archives: humor
Fun with spammers.
Don’t lie. You do this too.
Christmas 2023.
I Russelled up this meme so you could give it a Kurt response.
I try to resist the urge to post memes on what is supposed to be a blog about writing, but this is just too cool.
right I probably shouldn’t even be allowed near a stove
because consequences
Update — since concerned people are querying me, please let me assure you that everything is okay. Some steam was mean to me, but I am fine.
Stupid stove. Stupid pasta. Stupid laws of thermophysics.
A walk up Market Street in Roanoke, VA, Christmastime, 2023.
I almost said “Sorry for the funky music,” but they keep saying “Play that” and I am indeed a white boy.
I actually wanted to remove audio entirely from this video, but I can’t figure out how to do that with Youtube. (Damn it, Jim. I’m a poet, not a video editor.)
Today’s portmanteau:
Snacks + accident = snacksident.
Why did I inhale those peanut butter M&M’s? It was a SNACKSIDENT.
Photo credit: Famartin, CC BY-SA 4.0 <https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0>, via Wikimedia Commons
(My teacher friends will like this one.)
Today’s portmanteau:
Slacker + academic = Slackademic.
Nolan needs Dairy Queen.
Nolan needs Dairy Queen.
Don’t make fun and don’t be mean.
I really need to make the scene
Near that fabulous shake machine.
Photo credit: Mbrickn, CC BY-SA 4.0 <https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0>, via Wikimedia Commons
